ok so while putting in my earrings (plural because of the economy lol) i will admire the original name still on the boat. i will then step onboard with my right foot (with my shoes on), restrain from whistling while being careful not to cut the mast
while placing a coin under it, remind my "bear" breasted lady friend she cant bring those potted plants and flower bouquets onboard, nor the green mittens cause we cant get rid of them. even if we could throw them overboard
an albatross would likely eat them and die. also not to call me a pig when i pee to the lee. and while i explain a knot
i wont say the (w)abbitt comes out the hole......
finally i will tell the ******* in the companionway
to go sit on the cap rail.