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kenny chaos · 28-01-2011, 07:52

atoll is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.

-stay thirsty my friends

Alaska JD · 28-01-2011, 09:33

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Originally Posted by Saucy Sailoress

I have to say, the majority of you blokes seem very happy with your current older models!

I can't believe the number of old farts I know who really should trade in their older models for younger, to give them BOTH a break from the misery of being together!

I just hope that when Skipper and I get old, we have grown together and are still as in love as many of you seem to be.

I think being old and in love takes every bit as much as much effort as properly setting you and your boat up to handle heavy weather with elegance and safety. The rewards are just as great

Bash · 28-01-2011, 09:38

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Originally Posted by Alaska JD

I think being old and in love takes every bit as much as much effort as properly setting you and your boat up to handle heavy weather with elegance and safety. The rewards are just as great

Now that's romantic!

kenny chaos · 28-01-2011, 10:01

My dad told me that staying married would be the hardest thing I ever did. Too bad so many are not up to the challenge.

Gator81 · 28-01-2011, 10:10

I recently asked my dear wife if, when she turned 40, I could trade her in for two 20's. Her reply: "Sweetheart, you're not wired for 220!" Indeed.

flysci · 28-01-2011, 10:52

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Originally Posted by boatman61

Personally I think 'Marriage' is a crock of crap..... never had a clue how just one little piece of paper can short circuit so many otherwise intelligent and considerate people in such a short period of time into selfish ignorants gits....
Friends who've lived happily together in sin and have had kids eventually get married... 18mths later.... enter the lawyers...

You should never do business with friends. And marriage is like a business contract. Shared assets, contractual obligations ... not much fun.

Margo

flysci · 28-01-2011, 10:57

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Originally Posted by boatman61

Rub in some Cocaine..... works a treat...

You know this from experience? LOL

**atoll** · 28-01-2011, 15:26

im'saved,wife has just come out and said she wan'ts to share the house in the uk with another good female friend,arctic explorer ,single mother..

she has a 50ft state of the art expedition boat,so now looking after 113 ft of alumilium expedition boats.
ce.... is a very accomplished antarctic explorer who i have total respect for.... discussed the muslim bit but they like the way I am,so no painful ops.
child care sorted as long as im back for 4 months of the year and have sat phone link,agreed that they have final say on ultimate choice of nanny.

it is amazing what you can achive with back rubs and yoga

delmarrey · 28-01-2011, 16:24

It's better to lose a lover then to love a loser!

**capngeo** · 28-01-2011, 16:40

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Originally Posted by dana-tenacity

When she turned 50 I offered to trade her in on two 25 year olds. She offered to remove my testicles.

Funny a friend said the same to his wife when she turned 40.... she told him he wasn't WIRED for two 20!

**capngeo** · 28-01-2011, 16:42

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Originally Posted by Gator81

I recently asked my dear wife if, when she turned 40, I could trade her in for two 20's. Her reply: "Sweetheart, you're not wired for 220!" Indeed.

CRAP! Beat me by a few

**atoll** · 28-01-2011, 16:50

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Originally Posted by delmarrey

It's better to lose a lover then to love a loser!

may need another skipper for the 50 footer,liberated people needed............

joey69 · 28-01-2011, 16:51

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Originally Posted by Charlie

She got the gold mine. I got the shaft.
-- Jerry Reed

YEP,THINK ON THIS....I had been a stay at home dad for 2 yrs.,waiting on my SSDI to start.I received my Award letter in the mail.When she got home from work I told her it had come in the mail,and the amount of my back pay.As soon as I told her,she said,"That's great because I want a D I V O R C E."
After it was all said and done she got 23k,the kids 11k,and I was left with $3200.00.......

........so much for the boat dream huh?

kenny chaos · 28-01-2011, 16:53

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Originally Posted by joey69

YEP,THINK ON THIS....I had been a stay at home dad for 2 yrs.,waiting on my SSDI to start.I received my Award letter in the mail.When she got home from work I told her it had come in the mail,and the amount of my back pay.As soon as I told her,she said,"That's great because I want a D I V O R C E."
After it was all said and done she got 23k,the kids 11k,and I was left with $3200.00.......

........so much for the boat dream huh?

Way TMI!