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Old 28-01-2011, 05:14   #121
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Kenny Died

Kenny died. Susan went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. Man at the counter asks what she wants to say.

Susan replied, "Just put, 'Kenny died.'"

Man says, "That's it? Just 'Kenny died?'

"If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We really should say something more."

Susan pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K., then. You put 'Kenny died. Sailboat for sale.'"
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Old 28-01-2011, 05:36   #122
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Surprised more Spouses don't get lost at sea . Divorce sounds expensive
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Old 28-01-2011, 05:56   #123
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My wife changed out two transmissions and the heat exchanger, Think I will keep her.

I married well....my wife did not do so good.
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Old 28-01-2011, 06:12   #124
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My wife changed out two transmissions and the heat exchanger, Think I will keep her.

I married well....my wife did not do so good.
Wow with a woman like that I would consider getting me one!
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Old 28-01-2011, 06:14   #125
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Personally I think 'Marriage' is a crock of crap..... never had a clue how just one little piece of paper can short circuit so many otherwise intelligent and considerate people in such a short period of time into selfish ignorants gits....
Friends who've lived happily together in sin and have had kids eventually get married... 18mths later.... enter the lawyers...
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Old 28-01-2011, 06:39   #126
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I don't have the time, energy, or patience to start disappointing a new partner- I can barely fail to fulfill the one i have.
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Old 28-01-2011, 06:41   #127
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Yikes. Are you married? Does she read the forum?
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Old 28-01-2011, 07:00   #128
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Yikes. Are you married? Does she read the forum?
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Old 28-01-2011, 07:18   #129
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My wife changed out two transmissions and the heat exchanger, Think I will keep her.

I married well....my wife did not do so good.
At least she got a sense of humor.
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At least she got a sense of humor.
Before I got married the Missus went to talk to her elder Brother (head of family - parents long dead), not so much for permission (she didn't major in asking before doing . nor always thinking ) but really to sound him out on the idea..........his response was to call me "a f#cking idiot" for wanting to marry her

Funnily enough I got much the same response from my Father, except he added the word stupid. and the C word.

Both families had a point
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Old 28-01-2011, 07:43   #131
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I hesitate to do business with anyone that has given there word to take care of someone then deserted her for a younger model.Granted there are things in a relationship i do not know about but when i meet a MAN that is 50 something with 25 year old eye candy on his arm as his second wife, i hesitate to do business with him.
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-nowadays its pre-nuptials so 25yr olds walk away millionares in few years,,be careful doing business with contract on anything,,hard to judge y a guy looks for younger mate and could be as simple as menopause and she dont want sausage no more with breakfast and would rather swimm,,many men wont say y they remarried out of respect for the mother of their children,,every guy is not like heff who parades around town with a little haram looking like a pimp,,just my observations is all,,did anna nicol estate ever even get that money from the old geezer in texas or was de declared incompetent and pre-nup voided,,never heard much after her OD in bahamas,,cheers
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Old 28-01-2011, 08:01   #132
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Male circumcision - the Islamic View / www.convertingtoislam.com

may have to rethink the muslim option,apart from giving up bacon sarmies,it appears you need a small painful operation as well..........
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This thread is so much better than working or watching Reality TV.

I recently married another older model a dozen or more years after divorce. She came with her own boat and a boatload of attitude. We've come to the conclusion that we are providing a community service by keeping ourselves away from other potential partners who would be hard pressed to deal with what we bring on a daily basis. Must be love.
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Didn't you just get married Kate? I assume therefore that it wasn't for a little sausage? Marc will be pleased....

Nice piccie BTW
Just want to clarify a few points:

1- Even if I had got married for a little sausage, there's no way I'd admit it on a forum. Gotta think of his feelings. Besides, it's not true - it's not little.

2- To be fair, we did only get married for legal reasons. ANd it was on the tenth anniversary of our first (not so legal) wedding.

3 -Oh yeah - he already traded one in for a younger model. Hope he learns from his mistake, and doesn't try the same trick again.
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Male circumcision - the Islamic View / www.convertingtoislam.com

may have to rethink the muslim option,apart from giving up bacon sarmies,it appears you need a small painful operation as well..........
Rub in some Cocaine..... works a treat...
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