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Old 27-01-2011, 10:09   #46
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Some folks need to lighten up. Humor and good taste are often at odds but if we are afraid to joke, lest we offend, life would be boring as hell.

I'm a one timer with 30 years of marriage to a great woman. It took 29 of those years to get her trained properly and at my age I don't have the energy or inclination to break in a new one.

However,SWMBO has made it clear that if she ever sees me in a Speedo again, I will have no choice but to start the process over.
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Old 27-01-2011, 10:11   #47
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Yeah!!! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!

Who knows, one of your buddies might come by later and tell you just how great your ex REALLY is!!!!

What was the title of that book??? The Grass is Always Greener Over a Cesspool???

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Old 27-01-2011, 10:15   #48
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Oh.... for the youngsters and non-Brits:

SWMBO = "She Who Must be Obeyed"
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Old 27-01-2011, 10:18   #49
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Old 27-01-2011, 10:20   #50
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thanks for advice,guess im gonna have to stick with the old model.......
Taking Atoll’s thread in the spirit with which I think it was intended, you should never be sheepish about what you need out of a relationship.

Unless you are this guy....


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Old 27-01-2011, 10:24   #51
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Thought about this...

...but not sure I'd be able to sleep with a younger model on watch.
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Only if you don't keep it properly. . . . .
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Old 27-01-2011, 10:29   #54
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Take one of the older ex wives. She has all of her ex-husband's money... Then you'll be able to afford a new boat..
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Old 27-01-2011, 10:36   #55
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Really, why hang out with a middle aged woman with 4 kids?

from Joseph Hellers' Good As Gold
Guess great minds do think alike. . . . I was just thinking, "Who wants a middle aged guy with 4 kids?"
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You guys are too much - Felt good to giggle.

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For all those men who say,"why marry the cow when you can get the milk free". Here's an update for you! Now a days 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!!!!
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I tend to agree with the ladies.I have been happily divorced for 7 years.
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