Some folks need to lighten up. Humor
and good taste are often at odds but if we are afraid to joke, lest we offend, life would be boring as hell.
I'm a one timer with 30 years of marriage to a great woman. It took 29 of those years to get her trained properly and at my age I don't have the energy or inclination to break in a new one.
However,SWMBO has made it clear that if she ever sees me in a Speedo again, I will have no choice but to start the process over.