Time to lighten things up a lil' bit!

**knottybuoyz** · 19-09-2008, 17:40

Ok time to lighten things up a lil' bit around here!

First I'll pick on the monohullers....

Now here's one pokin' fun at an overloaded multihuller!

Ok now ya can let me have it!

**knottybuoyz** · 19-09-2008, 17:44

Bill Dance Bloopers

YouTube - Bill Dance Fishing Blooper - Boat strapped to trailer

and

YouTube - Bill Dance Fishing Blooper - Launching boat

**Kai Nui** · 19-09-2008, 17:44

Sorry no picture to make the point, but our slip fees have, yet gain, been well invested. Our harbor spent untold hundreds of thousands of dollars building a nice new guest dock. Unfortunately, the only guests that get to use it are the sea lions. They are stacked 2 deep over every inch.
It is a big issue out here. Boats have been sunk in Monterey by the sea lions. And, they are protected. Can't harrass them.

shadow · 19-09-2008, 20:09

As for the monohull, it really shows me that it is pretty solid to have THAT much weight without having breakage or collapses!!

Wotname · 19-09-2008, 21:50

OK, I'm in the fight

.
What happens if/when the weight of the sea lions are such that the vessels capzies!
Which one do the lions return to?

sctpc · 19-09-2008, 23:26

In Australia we have this thing called an electric fence they would only try to get on my boat once

it also makes a good burglar alarm and you only do9 it once

delmarrey · 19-09-2008, 23:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by knottybuoyz

Bill Dance Bloopers

What a bunch of red necks.

YouTube - Bill Dance Fishing Bloopers - Dance launches with trailer

shadow · 20-09-2008, 00:21

LOL, love that clip!!!

**knottybuoyz** · 20-09-2008, 04:12

I was a lil' upside down on my boat payments so I gave half the boat back!

bill352 · 20-09-2008, 10:58

Knotty -

Your Whaler looks like the USCG has been looking for secret drug compartments in there.

On the mono/multi pictures, I think you are being quite fair and even-handed. Both boats are displaying a seal of approval.

**David M** · 20-09-2008, 11:49

I used to work on offshore supply boats out of Port Hueneme in southern California. Quite often sealions would come up over the stern roller and get onto the afterdeck. When we got to the drill rig, we had to offload all kinds of stuff off the after deck including drill pipe. Some of the pipe is pretty big in diameter and once in a great while a sealion would get inside of this pipe. Well how do you get a sealion out of a drill pipe when it does not want to leave? Well, we made up a special sealion oil pipe bridal that you hook at both ends of the pipe. Whats different about this bridal is that it has cables of unequal length. Well you guessed it. The crane operator lifts the pipe up in the air, gives it a few shakes and the sealion does either a swan dive or a belly flop into the water!

Another thing that would happen with sealions is they would congregate on the afterdeck where we had to work. The males are pretty territorial so it would become a battle between us and them. The solution was to get brooms after them and chase them off. The females would usually run but some of the larger bulls would stand their ground. It was always hilarious to chase these animals off the boat.

**knottybuoyz** · 20-09-2008, 14:14

Bill Dance Fishing Blooper - Falls off dock with battery

watergypsy · 23-09-2008, 21:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctpc

In Australia we have this thing called an electric fence they would only try to get on my boat once

it also makes a good burglar alarm and you only do9 it once

Cant help myself.. I agree that it would help to deter the freeloaders, but you'd have to be careful about peeing over the side wouldnt you? Sorry , scratch that, no one would pee over the side in Port Phillip bay

;-)

Gypsy

**Kai Nui** · 23-09-2008, 22:12

Those clips bring back fond memories of opening day of salmon season. Haven't found the one where the truck just keeps on backing in, or where the boat falls of the trailer when pulling out (yea, I did that one). The battery blooper is good. I can relate, only it was the outboard, and it was loading onto the dock, not into the boat

SVDistantStar · 25-09-2008, 19:21

Those Bill Dance bloopers kept me at the computer for about an hour. Those are some good ones.

19-09-2008, 17:40	#1
knottybuoyz Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Boat: Sunray Mirage 25' Posts: 1,851 Images: 85	Time to lighten things up a lil' bit! Ok time to lighten things up a lil' bit around here! First I'll pick on the monohullers.... Now here's one pokin' fun at an overloaded multihuller! Ok now ya can let me have it! __________________ Yours Aye! Rick ~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief even denied to prayer." Mark Twain

19-09-2008, 17:44	#3
Kai Nui Captain Site Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Moss Landing, Ca Boat: 37' Piver Lodestar - Kai Nui Posts: 4,444 Images: 80	Sorry no picture to make the point, but our slip fees have, yet gain, been well invested. Our harbor spent untold hundreds of thousands of dollars building a nice new guest dock. Unfortunately, the only guests that get to use it are the sea lions. They are stacked 2 deep over every inch. It is a big issue out here. Boats have been sunk in Monterey by the sea lions. And, they are protected. Can't harrass them. __________________ There is no better bilge pump than a scared sailor with a bucket. KAI NUI

19-09-2008, 21:50	#5
Wotname Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Perth, Australia Boat: Van DeStat Super Dogger 31' Posts: 789	OK, I'm in the fight . What happens if/when the weight of the sea lions are such that the vessels capzies! Which one do the lions return to? __________________ All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangereous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. T.E. Lawrence

19-09-2008, 23:26	#6
sctpc Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne Australia Posts: 84	In Australia we have this thing called an electric fence they would only try to get on my boat once it also makes a good burglar alarm and you only do9 it once __________________ May there always be water under your boat, May she always be seaworthy, ever afloat, May the bilge pump be certain to work night and day, May the compass and charts always show the safe way, May you find gentle harbor as every day ends, May you lower your anchor amidst peace and good friends.

20-09-2008, 04:12	#9
knottybuoyz Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Boat: Sunray Mirage 25' Posts: 1,851 Images: 85	I was a lil' upside down on my boat payments so I gave half the boat back! __________________ Yours Aye! Rick ~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief even denied to prayer." Mark Twain

19-09-2008, 20:09	#4
shadow Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 384	As for the monohull, it really shows me that it is pretty solid to have THAT much weight without having breakage or collapses!!

20-09-2008, 00:21	#8
shadow Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 384	LOL, love that clip!!!

20-09-2008, 10:58	#10
bill352 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 25	Knotty - Your Whaler looks like the USCG has been looking for secret drug compartments in there. On the mono/multi pictures, I think you are being quite fair and even-handed. Both boats are displaying a seal of approval.

20-09-2008, 11:49	#11
David M Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: San Francisco Bay Posts: 2,899	I used to work on offshore supply boats out of Port Hueneme in southern California. Quite often sealions would come up over the stern roller and get onto the afterdeck. When we got to the drill rig, we had to offload all kinds of stuff off the after deck including drill pipe. Some of the pipe is pretty big in diameter and once in a great while a sealion would get inside of this pipe. Well how do you get a sealion out of a drill pipe when it does not want to leave? Well, we made up a special sealion oil pipe bridal that you hook at both ends of the pipe. Whats different about this bridal is that it has cables of unequal length. Well you guessed it. The crane operator lifts the pipe up in the air, gives it a few shakes and the sealion does either a swan dive or a belly flop into the water! Another thing that would happen with sealions is they would congregate on the afterdeck where we had to work. The males are pretty territorial so it would become a battle between us and them. The solution was to get brooms after them and chase them off. The females would usually run but some of the larger bulls would stand their ground. It was always hilarious to chase these animals off the boat. __________________ David "Marge! Look at all the great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guys boat!" -Homer Simpson

23-09-2008, 22:12	#14
Kai Nui Captain Site Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Moss Landing, Ca Boat: 37' Piver Lodestar - Kai Nui Posts: 4,444 Images: 80	Those clips bring back fond memories of opening day of salmon season. Haven't found the one where the truck just keeps on backing in, or where the boat falls of the trailer when pulling out (yea, I did that one). The battery blooper is good. I can relate, only it was the outboard, and it was loading onto the dock, not into the boat __________________ There is no better bilge pump than a scared sailor with a bucket. KAI NUI

25-09-2008, 19:21	#15
SVDistantStar Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Charleston, SC Boat: Pearson 36, S.V. Distant Star Posts: 48	Those Bill Dance bloopers kept me at the computer for about an hour. Those are some good ones. __________________ 1972 Pearson 36 S.V. Distant Star (Under going an in-water refit)

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