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Old 13-09-2007, 11:54   #1
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This is a love story (Boating Related)

Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, His first cousin Patty Ann.



He takes her out for a special dinner,



And shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.



The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.



Later that night, he romances her under Special mood lighting.



A week or so later, Bubba realizes This relationship is getting serious.
He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner.

Patty Ann was So impressed with his thoughtfulness, They had a special Friday night date At the Soap & Suds Laundromat !



A month later he proposes to Patty Ann, And he buys her a really purdy Engagement ring.



On the day of their wedding, he Tells her how much he loves her Just before the ceremony.



Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite,



Where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ?
Hers was the Chandelier,



His was the New BBQ



Bubba takes his new bride home.



Then Bubba decides to fix a few Things around the house. He makes the bathroom a little Nicer for his sweetie,




And installs a new flat screen TV In the living room !



Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with
Only a 5th grade education.



7 months later, they send Out announcements.



Bubba Jr. Has arrived ! Now they are a family.
They are so proud of Jr. And marvel At how he gets cuter every day.



8 years later, Jr. Starts kindergarten. Jr. Loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.



After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. Finally Graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. And his Classmates on a field trip.



Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family Move to a different state and settle into Their new DREAM HOME on the river, Where they live happily ever after !



The end

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Old 13-09-2007, 12:02   #2
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LOL!!! You're funny today Rick!

Keep 'em coming I haven't been on much - it was getting too serious and dry - good to see some humour back on the site.
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Old 13-09-2007, 12:08   #3
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Old 13-09-2007, 14:39   #4
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Hey Rick - I know you said you were hauled out to fix that out drive... but that's not the picture I had in my mind....
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Old 13-09-2007, 14:45   #5
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That looks like a sweet as house. Although I would've gone with the deck on top.
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Slow day at work Rick?

How's the stern drive coming?
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Slow day at work Rick?
How'd ya guess Frz? Amazing the stuff that shows up in your e-mail inbox. Needed a chuckle so decided to lighten the mood around here.

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How's the stern drive coming?
E-mail'd the service mgr after lunch. Didn't hear back. Hoping for tomorrow or Saturday. If not, no biggie, waited this long. They're busy winterizing boats right now so my drive was priority two for them.

Thanks Mark. How'd you figure it was mine? Ya wise guy! We deep fried a turkey on the lower deck on the weekend for 65 of my closest first cousins! Things got a lil' outta hand after grampy broke out the "shine" and grammy got a lil' loose and decided to swan dive "nekked" offa the trailer roof! Kids thought she was a hoot! Aunt Beatrice near had a heart attack when they pulled grammy outta the mud!
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HA HA HA!! Loved it!! And you think this is a fake story.. You would be very shocked my friend.. LOL
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"They're busy winterizing boats right now"....it's not even mid September - I thought Cruisers followed the sun??
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"They're busy winterizing boats right now"....it's not even mid September - I thought Cruisers followed the sun??
Someday. Eight yrs 1 month 3 weeks 1 day and we'll follow the sun!
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I will forward this to my new boss. He will appreciate that someone documented his life story
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Rick - Too Funny and too much time on your hands - get busy on that drive!
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