This is a love story (Boating Related)

**knottybuoyz** · 13-09-2007, 11:54

Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, His first cousin Patty Ann.

He takes her out for a special dinner,

And shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.

The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.

Later that night, he romances her under Special mood lighting.

A week or so later, Bubba realizes This relationship is getting serious.
He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner.

Patty Ann was So impressed with his thoughtfulness, They had a special Friday night date At the Soap & Suds Laundromat !

A month later he proposes to Patty Ann, And he buys her a really purdy Engagement ring.

On the day of their wedding, he Tells her how much he loves her Just before the ceremony.

Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite,

Where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ?
Hers was the Chandelier,

His was the New BBQ

Bubba takes his new bride home.

Then Bubba decides to fix a few Things around the house. He makes the bathroom a little Nicer for his sweetie,

And installs a new flat screen TV In the living room !

Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with
Only a 5th grade education.

7 months later, they send Out announcements.

Bubba Jr. Has arrived ! Now they are a family.
They are so proud of Jr. And marvel At how he gets cuter every day.

8 years later, Jr. Starts kindergarten. Jr. Loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.

After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. Finally Graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. And his Classmates on a field trip.

Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family Move to a different state and settle into Their new DREAM HOME on the river, Where they live happily ever after !

The end

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Benny · 13-09-2007, 12:02

LOL!!! You're funny today Rick!

Keep 'em coming I haven't been on much - it was getting too serious and dry - good to see some humour back on the site.

TaoJones · 13-09-2007, 12:08

And the reviews are coming in:

"I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants . . . " Rex Reed

"It was just beautiful . . . really captures the family values of the South!" David Duke

"Cries out for a sequel! Encore!" Sylvester Stallone

markpj23 · 13-09-2007, 14:39

Hey Rick - I know you said you were hauled out to fix that out

drive... but that's not the picture I had in my mind....

davethegr8 · 13-09-2007, 14:45

That looks like a sweet as house. Although I would've gone with the deck on top.

DeepFrz · 13-09-2007, 15:02

Slow day at work Rick?

How's the stern drive coming?

**knottybuoyz** · 13-09-2007, 15:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepFrz

Slow day at work Rick?

How'd ya guess Frz? Amazing the stuff that shows up in your e-mail inbox. Needed a chuckle so decided to lighten the mood around here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepFrz

How's the stern drive coming?

E-mail'd the service mgr after lunch. Didn't hear back. Hoping for tomorrow or Saturday. If not, no biggie, waited this long. They're busy winterizing boats right now so my drive was priority two for them.

Thanks Mark. How'd you figure it was mine? Ya wise guy!

We deep fried a turkey on the lower deck on the weekend for 65 of my closest first cousins!

Things got a lil' outta hand after grampy broke out the "shine" and grammy got a lil' loose and decided to swan dive "nekked" offa the trailer roof! Kids thought she was a hoot! Aunt Beatrice near had a heart attack when they pulled grammy outta the mud!

shadow · 13-09-2007, 17:05

HA HA HA!! Loved it!! And you think this is a fake story.. You would be very shocked my friend.. LOL

psteele235 · 13-09-2007, 19:42

"They're busy winterizing boats right now"....it's not even mid September - I thought Cruisers followed the sun??

**knottybuoyz** · 13-09-2007, 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by psteele235

"They're busy winterizing boats right now"....it's not even mid September - I thought Cruisers followed the sun??

Someday. Eight yrs 1 month 3 weeks 1 day and we'll follow the sun!

**Kai Nui** · 13-09-2007, 21:34

I will forward this to my new boss. He will appreciate that someone documented his life story

**Ex-Calif** · 13-09-2007, 22:30

Rick - Too Funny and too much time on your hands - get busy on that drive!

**knottybuoyz** · 14-09-2007, 07:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Calif

Rick - Too Funny and too much time on your hands - get busy on that drive!

Yes Dear!

13-09-2007, 11:54	#1
knottybuoyz Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Boat: Sunray Mirage 25' Posts: 1,851 Images: 85	This is a love story (Boating Related) Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, His first cousin Patty Ann. He takes her out for a special dinner, And shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland. The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills. Later that night, he romances her under Special mood lighting. A week or so later, Bubba realizes This relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner. Patty Ann was So impressed with his thoughtfulness, They had a special Friday night date At the Soap & Suds Laundromat ! A month later he proposes to Patty Ann, And he buys her a really purdy Engagement ring. On the day of their wedding, he Tells her how much he loves her Just before the ceremony. Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite, Where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ? Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ Bubba takes his new bride home. Then Bubba decides to fix a few Things around the house. He makes the bathroom a little Nicer for his sweetie, And installs a new flat screen TV In the living room ! Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with Only a 5th grade education. 7 months later, they send Out announcements. Bubba Jr. Has arrived ! Now they are a family. They are so proud of Jr. And marvel At how he gets cuter every day. 8 years later, Jr. Starts kindergarten. Jr. Loves riding on the Redneck School Bus. After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. Finally Graduates to first grade. To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. And his Classmates on a field trip. Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family Move to a different state and settle into Their new DREAM HOME on the river, Where they live happily ever after ! The end PS. Larger pics here... KnottyBuoyz/story - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting __________________ Yours Aye! Rick ~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief even denied to prayer." Mark Twain

13-09-2007, 12:02	#2
Benny Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St Catharines ON, CAN Boat: Irwin 37 CC ketch 'Ta-Keel-Ah' Posts: 391	LOL!!! You're funny today Rick! Keep 'em coming I haven't been on much - it was getting too serious and dry - good to see some humour back on the site. __________________ Randy Benoit I37CC 'Ta-Keel-Ah'

13-09-2007, 12:08	#3
TaoJones Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Newport Beach, California and Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,152	And the reviews are coming in: "I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants . . . " Rex Reed "It was just beautiful . . . really captures the family values of the South!" David Duke "Cries out for a sequel! Encore!" Sylvester Stallone __________________ "Your vision becomes clear only when you look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks within, awakens." Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

13-09-2007, 14:39	#4
markpj23 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tampa FL Boat: Now Boat-Less Posts: 698 Images: 44	Hey Rick - I know you said you were hauled out to fix that out drive... but that's not the picture I had in my mind.... __________________ Mark

13-09-2007, 15:02	#6
DeepFrz Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Winnipeg Boat: None at this time Posts: 785	Slow day at work Rick? How's the stern drive coming? __________________ The man who keeps faith with reality wants to act truthfully in the here and now, not to derive a secondhand here and now from a purpose. - Karl Jaspers

13-09-2007, 14:45	#5
davethegr8 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tacoma, WA Boat: C-Lark 14', pending renaming Posts: 18	That looks like a sweet as house. Although I would've gone with the deck on top.

13-09-2007, 17:05	#8
shadow Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 384	HA HA HA!! Loved it!! And you think this is a fake story.. You would be very shocked my friend.. LOL

13-09-2007, 19:42	#9
psteele235 Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Rowayton, CT Boat: De Kleer Fraser 30 - Andante Posts: 162	"They're busy winterizing boats right now"....it's not even mid September - I thought Cruisers followed the sun?? __________________ Work is the curse of the boating classes Patrick

13-09-2007, 21:34	#11
Kai Nui Captain Site Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Moss Landing, Ca Boat: 37' Piver Lodestar - Kai Nui Posts: 4,444 Images: 80	I will forward this to my new boss. He will appreciate that someone documented his life story __________________ There is no better bilge pump than a scared sailor with a bucket. KAI NUI

13-09-2007, 22:30	#12
Ex-Calif Moderator Site Helper Join Date: May 2007 Location: Singapore Boat: Maxi 77 - Relax Lah! & J24 Born in Fire Posts: 3,259 Images: 4	Rick - Too Funny and too much time on your hands - get busy on that drive! __________________ Dan Relax Lah! - Changi Sailing Club Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available - Benford

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