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Old 31-07-2016, 07:02   #1411
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On the note above, it reminded me of the classics:



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Old 31-07-2016, 21:33   #1412
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Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him*. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message:_
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> *_370HSSV 0773H_*
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Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Vanessa Trump and his children. Vanessa Trump and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. *No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NASA. They eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help*. Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: *"Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down."*
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Old 31-07-2016, 22:00   #1413
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Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.



And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.
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What goes around, cums around.


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Old 31-07-2016, 22:12   #1415
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Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him*. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message:_
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> *_370HSSV 0773H_*
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Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Vanessa Trump and his children. Vanessa Trump and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. *No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NASA. They eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help*. Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: *"Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down."*


They should have just called the Russians. They've already read all of HilLIARy's emails.
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Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him*. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message:_
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> *_370HSSV 0773H_*
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Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Vanessa Trump and his children. Vanessa Trump and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. *No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NASA. They eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help*. Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: *"Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down."*
I updated it for you:

Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message:
>
> *_370HSSV 0773H_*
>
Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Melania Trump and his children. Melania and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. *No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NSA. He eventually asked his friend Putin for help. Within minutes, The Russian FSA cabled this reply: *"Tell Mr. Trump that he is holding the message upside down."*
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Seriously, people, all these jokes about Clinton's email and the servers are just going to have to stop. Really. I've been involved in the computer communications security business for more than 40 years and I know for a fact that all this so-called "press" covering Ms Clinton's data storage techniques are mere hoo-hocky. So calm down. It's merely dirty politics, okay?

On another note, I'll probably/maybe leaving CF in the near future.... Got a pending job offer from the Clinton team re: computer communications security.
Go figure.


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For those who don't understand Norwegian or can't read the subtitles, here's a remake in the English language {Russian speakers are on your own. } :



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I updated it for you:

Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message:
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> *_370HSSV 0773H_*
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Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Melania Trump and his children. Melania and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. *No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NSA. He eventually asked his friend Putin for help. Within minutes, The Russian FSA cabled this reply: *"Tell Mr. Trump that he is holding the message upside down."*
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I frankly don't see how that's going to help downwind performance at all.

And, the Jenny is too far away to be much use either........
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I frankly don't see how that's going to help downwind performance at all.

And, the Jenny is too far away to be much use either........
I thought it was odd too, but my husband assured me that this is how you pole out.
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So....whose going to Photoshop the shark leaping up to take the bait......." Waterworld" sequel...
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Punctuation counts!

And so does "The Count". This clip may require adult permission to watch, depending on your location. Deemed kinky by some, me guesses.




Okay... sort'a silly, but it's raining outside and, you know......
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Seriously, people, all these jokes about Clinton's email and the servers are just going to have to stop. Really. I've been involved in the computer communications security business for more than 40 years and I know for a fact that all this so-called "press" covering Ms Clinton's data storage techniques are mere hoo-hocky. So calm down. It's merely dirty politics, okay?

On another note, I'll probably/maybe leaving CF in the near future.... Got a pending job offer from the Clinton team re: computer communications security.
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For those who don't understand Norwegian or can't read the subtitles, here's a remake in the English language {Russian speakers are on your own. } :



Not to drag it further off topic but wasn't there something about the FBI saying it was criminal and she should be indicted but they weren't going to do it.
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Maybe you can find out and let us know the real scoop........
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