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Old 22-01-2016, 18:42   #991
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This is the best terrorist recruiting video EVER.


I shouldn't laugh , but I did . ..
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Old 22-01-2016, 20:42   #992
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What do you call a Nun with a katana...


a Nunja!
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Old 22-01-2016, 21:20   #993
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Welcome everyone!

We now embark upon that most quintessential source of humor, comedy, plain outrageous doublespeak and downright laugh-a-minute spectacle known as the US Presidential Election Cycle.

Shame, that, really, considering what's at stake.

So for those who are new to the game - or have a developed case of Cruiseheimer's disease - please allow me to re-introduce our beloved ex-Governor of the US State of Alaska........

Sarah Palin!

Yes! She's back! The Dame of the Dizzy Quote! Oh, joy unto us...... Let us bow our heads and give thanks.


From the archives... Ms. Palin during the run-up to the 2008 elections when she was a US vice-presidential candidate. Really. And this snapshot is not photo-shopped. Trust me!
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Old 22-01-2016, 22:47   #994
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I get it. Sarah (or Tina Fey) is kinda hot. That's cool and all.

But "I'm hot" pics vs "I'm competent ." How is that congruent? Are 'hot' females definitely not competent? Are they always more than? Is the same true for a dude that is amazingly handsome?

(Not sayin that Sarah is competent or not. Just pointing out the cognitive dissonance between a single picture and reality)

OTOH, if you hear her on the radio... Well... That tells a truer story. And truth be told, Tina is waaaaaaaay hotter. imho.....

On T: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead... hehehehehehhee
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Old 23-01-2016, 10:25   #995
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Naturally...
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I get it. Sarah (or Tina Fey) is kinda hot. That's cool and all.

But "I'm hot" pics vs "I'm competent ." How is that congruent? Are 'hot' females definitely not competent? Are they always more than? Is the same true for a dude that is amazingly handsome?

(Not sayin that Sarah is competent or not. Just pointing out the cognitive dissonance between a single picture and reality)

OTOH, if you hear her on the radio... Well... That tells a truer story. And truth be told, Tina is waaaaaaaay hotter. imho.....

On T: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead... hehehehehehhee
My apologies. To clarify.....

1) The photo was actually photo shopped. Welcome to the internet.

2) Having heard Ms. Palin speak (broadcast media, youtube snippets) I've formed the opinion that she is entertaining in her word selection - or more specifically, her idiolect, and neolexia, leads to creative humor.

3) Sarah Palin DID rise to become Governor of Alaska. How that occurred simply boggles my mind. Nonetheless, I accept and admit that I myself never got elected to such high office. She has my respect for that achievement - and yet whenever she opens her mouth to speak I find she is a virtual cornucopia of humor.

4) No, I'm not going to provide examples except here: Let me google that for you
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2) Having heard Ms. Palin speak (broadcast media, youtube snippets) I've formed the opinion that she is entertaining in her word selection - or more specifically, her idiolect, and neolexia, leads to creative humor.
Oh, good. Now that we've established she's part of the JOKE thread, where she belongs, it's NOT political but humor.

I don't know if "her idiolect, and neolexia" includes the fact that she speaks without any knowledge of punctuation or content.
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Having Sarah Palin as vice president would be the smartest thing Donald Trump could do. He definitely wouldn't be assassinated.

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Re: The New Joke Thread

For those with (relatively) good internet connections.....

If Google was a guy (part 1)

If Google was a guy (part 2)

If Google was a guy (part 3)

If Google wass a guy (part 4)
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Wow...
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Makes sense...
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OK
Guys please let's leave politics and guns out of the joke thread please.
I know it's real easy to slip, I've done it myself.


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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m.., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in ... I told him 'Midnight'... He didn't seem upset in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said ...

'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Guys please let's leave politics and guns out of the joke thread please.
I know it's real easy to slip, I've done it myself.

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
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Okay.... Now I need ANOTHER new keyboard! Good one!
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