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Old 17-12-2015, 11:43   #811
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Peter's Perfect People Palliative:
Each of us is a mixture of good qualities and some (perhaps) not-so-good qualities.
In considering our fellow people we should remember their good qualities and realize that their faults only prove that they are, after all, human.
We should refrain from making harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, rotten, stupid, no-good sons-of-bitches.
Yes, and in keeping with the Christmas spirit, please refrain from harshly judging the following "Christmas Shoppers."
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Old 17-12-2015, 17:33   #812
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Yes, and in keeping with the Christmas spirit, please refrain from harshly judging the following "Christmas Shoppers."
Go easy on them. They're probably just trying to forget their football's EPIC FAIL against the Seattle Seahawks last Sunday.

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Old 20-12-2015, 07:40   #819
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and of course the LGBT lion cannot be ignored...

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Hallo,

I've been lurking around a little while appreciating the jokes; thought I'd share one that made me laugh out loud:

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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Well, if we are going down THAT path...


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and of course the LGBT lion cannot be ignored...

Thought this was the trump lion... Lol
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Hallo,

I've been lurking around a little while appreciating the jokes; thought I'd share one that made me laugh out loud:

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
I don't get it. Can you explain?
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I don't get it. Can you explain?
I don't get it either
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Thought this was the trump lion... Lol
Trump only pretends to have such a nice mane! My guess is that his hairdresser and his doctor are one in the same....
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