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Old 17-08-2019, 05:57   #6211
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How many female clerics does it take to change a light bulb?

Nun.
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How many female clerics does it take to change a light bulb?

Nun.

Where's the candle.
Yes, it does, doesn't it.
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Old 17-08-2019, 08:31   #6213
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Angry Wife: “I should have married the Devil. He would have made a better Husband then you.”

Hubby: “They would have arrested you. Marriage between relatives is illegal in this country.”
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Just another meme........
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Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb on “Cruisers Forum?”
I was again pondering to my wife why all this is happening when a "lamp" went off in my head.
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The wife with the lamp because even she has had it with hearing how many people it takes to f*#% a thread up.



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The Darwin Awards - for those with some spare time to kill.

https://darwinawards.com/
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Old 17-08-2019, 16:31   #6217
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Hey I resemble that remark!
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Heard at the club barbecue:

- I'll have a hypocrite burger.

- What's that?

- A veggie-burger with bacon and cheese.
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I think it's funny when my dog hides under the bed when he's scared.

I'm like "You idiot, that's the first place monsters go!"
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A rough looking sailor walks into a bar holding a screwdriver over his head.

"Ladies and gentlemen!" he yells. "This is not a drill!"
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My wife told me after our first child...

“I don’t think I’ll ever get down to my original weight.”

Me: “I’m glad you’re finally thinking straight, after all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.”

She still doesn’t think it was funny years later.
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What's the definition of propaganda?

An Australian taking a really good look at something.
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What's the definition of propaganda?
I thought is was someone taking a real good at their boats drivetrain.
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