The New Joke Thread

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Said John from the hospital bed

[rbk]

Originally Posted by svmariane

Me too. According to a Google search... "By 2011, Fireball was selling 45,000 cases a year and racking up around $1.9 million in shelf sales. Two years later, it would top $61 million. (Neither of those numbers account for bar purchases, either.) IRI, a research group that tracks analytics, estimates that by 2014 the brand was doing more than $800 million in sales both off the shelf at liquor stores, and in the bar."

Eight hundred million USD in sales!

I'd swallow my pride for a taste of that profit!

I wouldn’t call it whiskey, but it tastes like those red cinnamon hearts you’d see on Valentine’s Day. A sip or three is nice around a fire in the winter.

[Perfusser]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Fireball whiskey isn't as bad as it sounds. I can do 2 or 3 shots at a time, but that's about it. It's certainly not as bad as Jagermeister, which was (still is?) really popular on college campuses.

It is quite a nice drink- with a nice heat to it. Wonderful on a cool winter evening. it is great with frozen blueberries- the heat plus the sweetness is awesome.

Cheers

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by Perfusser

It is quite a nice drink- with a nice heat to it. Wonderful on a cool winter evening. it is great with frozen blueberries- the heat plus the sweetness is awesome.

Cheers

I'll have to try it with fruit, never even thought of that!

[StuM]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Fireball whiskey isn't as bad as it sounds. I can do 2 or 3 shots at a time, but that's about it. It's certainly not as bad as Jagermeister, which was (still is?) really popular on college campuses.

Hey, don't knock Jagermeister. I'm quite partial to it in the right circumstances.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by StuM

Hey, don't knock Jagermeister. I'm quite partial to it in the right circumstances.

Oh definitely, I feel exactly the same way. This one time we were down to drain cleaner and Jagermeister. It was a tough few minutes there, but in the end, we went for the Jager!

[wolfgal]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

this one!!!

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What did Spock find when he went to the head?

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The Captain's log

[socaldmax]

[Therapy]

Originally Posted by rbk

I wouldn’t call it whiskey, but it tastes like those red cinnamon hearts you’d see on Valentine’s Day. A sip or three is nice around a fire in the winter.

Originally Posted by Perfusser

It is quite a nice drink- with a nice heat to it. Wonderful on a cool winter evening. it is great with frozen blueberries- the heat plus the sweetness is awesome.

Cheers

Originally Posted by socaldmax

I'll have to try it with fruit, never even thought of that!

Originally Posted by StuM

Hey, don't knock Jagermeister. I'm quite partial to it in the right circumstances.

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Oh definitely, I feel exactly the same way. This one time we were down to drain cleaner and Jagermeister. It was a tough few minutes there, but in the end, we went for the Jager!

Quit it.
Enough already.
Call Gord back.......no wait.......

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