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Old 08-11-2018, 19:43   #3736
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Ahahahaaa.. With me it'll be 'All my friends in Hell..'

Hahahaha. They'll think you were secretly a nice person. Wouldn't want that getting around :-)
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Old 08-11-2018, 19:45   #3737
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I'd play that.
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Old 08-11-2018, 19:55   #3738
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I dunno, Dave,

That just may be a scrawny Costa Rican bull, not like some of your prize Ozzie ones, who are a great deal heftier.

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Re: The New Joke Thread

Q: What is the difference between a porta potty and a politician?


A: Your chances of getting lied to by a porta potty are pretty slim...
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Yes but think of the foresight hell have!
And if wearing glasses, tremendous "circumspection"
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I dunno, Dave,

That just may be a scrawny Costa Rican bull, not like some of your prize Ozzie ones, who are a great deal heftier.

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Lol

I must have watched it 6 times now and still laugh.
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Yes but think of the foresight hell have!
Lol ! That's a good alternate ending !

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Lol

I must have watched it 6 times now and still laugh.
For some reason I get this message instead of the video...
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Meanwhile back in the States................



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Lost in translation...
So, I called up the guy and said: Im coming in next week, changed the name of the boat, can you redo the lettering? New name is Gun Boat, all capitals, in one word.
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For some reason I get this message instead of the video...
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Here is a drect link, see if it helps

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Re: The New Joke Thread

Last night my date asked, "So how come you haven't already been snapped up?"

I replied, "I've been married before, but it didn't work out. She said I was far too inattentive."


"Oh, that's so sad! Did you have any kids?"


"Probably."
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Lost in translation...
So, I called up the guy and said: Im coming in next week, changed the name of the boat, can you redo the lettering? New name is Gun Boat, all capitals, in one word.
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Speaking about gumbo.........did you see this.
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And I thought I'd seen everything ...

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