The New Joke Thread

[Therapy]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

While this is a joke thread and current news is often the funiest.....worth remembering that sexual addiction is a real illness

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/182473.php

Dang!
So that's it.
After all these years.

Will the govt. provide a stipend?

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by Therapy

Dang!

.....Will the govt. provide a stipend?

Probably, if you bend over![emoji1]

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by silversailor

Did you hear that Harvey Weinstein was was charged criminally with 12 counts of................................................ .................
(skip down)








BEING PRESIDENTIAL!

You mean like Slick Willy?

[PhiSig1071]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

You mean like Slick Willy?

Close,




But no Cigar..........................

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by BandB

Wifey B: So, does anyone really believe Wilt Chamberlain or Ric Flair? Wilt said 20,000 women at the age of 55, so about 500 a year, 1.4 per day. 500 different women a year and never repeating any of them? Ric Flair only claims 10,000 different women.

only 20,000? guy's a slackard.

at 55 you should be over 6 figures

[double u]

scandinavians...

[danielamartindm]

OK

There once was a grifter named Hill
Who married a pervert named Bill
They drink what they want
From the taxpayer font
And those who'd rat out, they just kill

I'm here all week, folks.

[danielamartindm]

What does a shariah divorce court judge say to a female Muslim plaintiff with two blackened eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

[danielamartindm]

How does Hillary Clinton know when Bill has been out with another woman?

He comes home smelling of pepper spray.

[svmariane]

Not to shift topic matter, but...

Don’t you hate it when you come to somebody’s place and they just can’t shut up, asking you stupid questions like “what do you want” and “who are you” and “OMG is that a real gun"?


Just for the record: If I ever go missing you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.

[svmariane]

Our six-year old grand daughter recently moved in with us (don't ask) and we enrolled her in the local Catholic school that offers bi-lingual education for the ex-pat community's children. We knew there would be a certain, well, religious influence and accepted that (otherwise it was home-schooling and THAT would cut into serious beer-drinking time).

So the kid comes home from school yesterday. Says the Nun asked her if she prayed before eating dinner. Kid says no. Nun asks why not? Kid says she doesn't have to pray because her grandma is a good cook.

I like that kid!

[BandB]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

No, and that kind of bragging in my opinion points to a serious personality defect.
In my opinion of course

Wifey B: Maybe Wilt and Ric only last a minute.

[Therapy]

May resemble that remark and remember that if at first you don't succeed, then try, try again.

oh, the joke thread.


Hmm.

[BandB]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

While this is a joke thread and current news is often the funiest.....worth remembering that sexual addiction is a real illness

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/182473.php

Wifey B: And hard to treat. Only individual counseling as sending a bunch of sex addicts to a group meeting.... You get the point.

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by BandB

Wifey B: And hard to treat. Only individual counseling as sending a bunch of sex addicts to a group meeting.... You get the point.

Reminds me... there was a scene in the film "Blades of Glory" where one protagonist (Will Ferrell) attended a "sex addiction counseling" group meeting.


BTW: If you watch that comedy film without laughing then, well, maybe your funny bone needs attention. Just IMHO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nekzfohNwuY