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Old 30-06-2015, 06:25   #241
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Take my wife, PLEASE !
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Loving this boat name. Took this pic myself in Hawaii about a week ago. Very nice owner.
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Loving this boat name.
Favorite vessel name (from a J24, back in the days of racing on Sydney Harbour) that always springs to mind...

Far Canal
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Old 30-06-2015, 15:43   #244
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A motor boat in the next slip to mine was called:-
Never Again II
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Here you go folks.

Ahhh, thank you for that! The thread gave me a big smile... I looked around briefly for the best place to post the pic and settled on the jokes topic, completely missed the boat names thread. Anyway, glad to know about it.

My personal favorites so far:
Yachta, yachta, yachta
Never again II
This side up
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Favorite vessel name (from a J24, back in the days of racing on Sydney Harbour) that always springs to mind...

Far Canal
And its sister boat, sailing on on Botany Bay....

Far Kurnell


For those who are not familiar with the topography, Sydney Harbour is about 25km from Botany Bay, and Kurnell is a suburb on the shoreline, the place where Cook landed in 1770.
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Old 30-06-2015, 17:38   #248
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Okay, now for a legit joke or two since passing gas might not have counted:

Where did the Boogers go on their honeymoon? The Poconos! (I made this one up--don't be too critical--pronounce it Pokey Nose)
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Old 30-06-2015, 17:49   #249
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More likely Hooters.....

Which in *this* country means something quite different to what it does across the pond...
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Ahhh, thank you for that! The thread gave me a big smile... I looked around briefly for the best place to post the pic and settled on the jokes topic, completely missed the boat names thread. Anyway, glad to know about it.

My personal favorites so far:
Yachta, yachta, yachta
Never again II
This side up
Steamy windows
I still like AFTIKA. I chartered a Gemini with that name when I was first serious about a cat I could afford.
Sold me.
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Or Factor's DILLIGARA ?

(The somewhat politer version of DILLIGAF)
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I smile each time I see this name: OTHALI

Any takers on what it stands for?
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Nope...still trying to figure out AFTIKA.....
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Near Dockheads mooring inthe UK is a Catamaran with the name

My Half


You guessed it - this is what he got out of the divorce
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Be a bit rough if you only got half of a catamaran..... lol
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