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Old 18-08-2016, 13:21   #1621
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a stranger in the woods?
Crappy story, eh?

Did you hear that when the FBI kicked in Jeffery Dahmer's door to arrest him he was just sitting at the table, eating a sandwich, quietly singing to himself?


My baloney has a first name........
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As a result of a near mutiny the overbearing and arrogant captain was forced to see a psychiatrist by order of the commodore.


As soon as the captain became comfortable on the couch, the psychiatrist began the session by asking the captain, "Why don't you start at the beginning?"


The captain said, " Okay. In the beginning I created heaven and the earth..."
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That reminds me of how badly NBC is screwing up the Olympics with all of the incessant commentary. I hit the mute button.
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What do you call a female Australian rocket scientist?



Sheila.
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Where does the 900 lb gorilla sit?



Pretty much anywhere he wants to.
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Old 18-08-2016, 19:44   #1627
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Does a bear crap in the woods?


Well, according to the rabbit with the brown streak...
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What does the 900 lb gorilla eat?


Pretty much anything he wants to.
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Who does the 900 lb gorilla have sex with?





Are you kidding?? Nobody.

He's married.
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Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, BlackAdder.
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Yay!! Thanks Gord. Like clockwork.

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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him.....

Is he still wrong?
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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him.....

Is he still wrong?
If he's single, no.

If he's married, yes.
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An engineer's wife left a note for him to prepare dinner that evening:
Shepherd’s Pie needs to be taken out of the fridge and placed in the oven at 120 degrees.
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That reminds me of how badly NBC is screwing up the Olympics with all of the incessant commentary. I hit the mute button.
Oh my yes.
And they are incorrect a lot also.
Horrible.
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