The Mallorca Squad

[Prairie Chicken]

I don't like to sail in conditions such that it may spill my wine. I think we're on the same wavelength Weavis.

Sorry to hear of your family difficulties, and I hope your throat is better soon. May I suggest a nice aged Suau Mallorcan brandy? I believe it may aid your ills.

[SaltyMonkey]

Gee Weavis. I though you was gettin' better. What happened? Hope you are ok. Stay in bed and rest I suggest a butter-banana malt and some dance videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

[SaltyMonkey]

Oh and again sorry about your family member.

[weavis]

Originally Posted by Prairie Chicken

I don't like to sail in conditions such that it may spill my wine. I think we're on the same wavelength Weavis.

Sorry to hear of your family difficulties, and I hope your throat is better soon. May I suggest a nice aged Suau Mallorcan brandy? I believe it may aid your ills.

Thank you Praire and my mad crazy Salty.

I just read this 5 mins ago with sleep laden eyes. I read:

"................I believe it may aid your tits."

It reads different with glasses on.

[SaltyMonkey]

Originally Posted by weavis

Thank you Praire and my mad crazy Salty.

I just read this 5 mins ago with sleep laden eyes. I read:

"................I believe it may aid your tits."

It reads different with glasses on.

I read it the same way, also without my glasses, but refrained from responding.

I hope your tits get better too.

[weavis]

Funnily enough, my tits feel fine.

[Prairie Chicken]

Me too, but I hadn't realized they were a problem.


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[weavis]

Wahahahahahahahaha

[SaltyMonkey]

Originally Posted by weavis

Wahahahahahahahaha

Looks like the brandy is having its affect. Now you need a xmas pudding, or mebby bread pudding to put you to sleep.

[weavis]

I have never been this contented in 15 years. Mallorca is home to me.

In a great residence Ive rented in the Spanish style. Things have lessened from the high stress pace. (Acceptance is a wonderful thing), My family are finally getting their **** together........... Cats are happy in their new home with my sister. My Cuban Novia is turning out to be one of the nicest women on the planet and did not reject the idea of living on the water. She has a good job in Seville so leaving it for a while would not be clever.

"Boat? Me? Us? Live on one? Mi Amor! Sounds like fun. Can we get one of those that do not bend in the water yes?, what you call it.. a Catamaran? Will it fit on the Guadalquivir and we sail to Palma a lot yes?"

My kind of girl.

Whats not to be happy about.

[SaltyMonkey]

Originally Posted by weavis

Whats not to be happy about.

One word

Shoes, Weavis. Shoes.

Girl's like shoes. Did you see those pointed stilts on her feet? They'd create swiss cheeze out of your bilge. If you put her in one of the catamaran pontoons you'd be listing to starboard in a matter of hours.

And what about shoe shopping? You'll go insane. You've been here before. Girls like shoe shopping. You'll be spending all your dayz running from one Guccy Prahda Fendi Zanotti store to another, never a sail amore.

[SaltyMonkey]

Yes this is all very happy news and I wish you much happiness together. Boat optional. And the home is especially lovely -- the physical space and the ideal of it.

Originally Posted by weavis

I have never been this contented in 15 years. Mallorca is home to me.

In a great residence Ive rented in the Spanish style. Things have lessened from the high stress pace. (Acceptance is a wonderful thing), My family are finally getting their **** together........... Cats are happy in their new home with my sister. My Cuban Novia is turning out to be one of the nicest women on the planet and did not reject the idea of living on the water. She has a good job in Seville so leaving it for a while would not be clever.

"Boat? Me? Us? Live on one? Mi Amor! Sounds like fun. Can we get one of those that do not bend in the water yes?, what you call it.. a Catamaran? Will it fit on the Guadalquivir and we sail to Palma a lot yes?"

My kind of girl.

Whats not to be happy about.

[Exile]

Happy for you Weavis. It sounded like you were certainly due to catch a break. All the best.

[weavis]

Originally Posted by SaltyMonkey

One word

Shoes, Weavis. Shoes.

Girl's like shoes. Did you see those pointed stilts on her feet? They'd create swiss cheeze out of your bilge. If you put her in one of the catamaran pontoons you'd be listing to starboard in a matter of hours.

And what about shoe shopping? You'll go insane. You've been here before. Girls like shoe shopping. You'll be spending all your dayz running from one Guccy Prahda Fendi Zanotti store to another, never a sail amore.

Good Lord!
I never considered it. Thanks for the warning.
Perhaps a gentle talk with her regarding appropriate footwear is in order. Wonder how long the relationship will last if she truly is attached to her pointy things

gulp

[SaltyMonkey]

never mind. You will have to spoil her into something else. Talk grandiosely about the world. Make her eyes sparkle from your adventurous tails and lies. She will forget the shoes. Learn to splice rope. Let the wind whisk her curls. Soon you will be off...dunno where...somewhere i suppose wihtout shoez.