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18-11-2014, 04:08
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by capt-couillon
Ya might be a "boat-bum" if....
1. Your best pair of shoes are made by Sperry...
2, You consider duct tape a long term investment...
3. You know more than 3 ways to fix Spam...
4. You married a younger woman 'cause she could still climb the mast...
5. You have a "good" pair of flip-flops...
6. You know that a bulkhead isn't an Ensign...
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If you think "formal dress" means you have to tuck your shirt into your shorts
The first you do when you get up is check wind speed and direction (even when you are on the hard)
you have two pairs of shorts - the ones you're wearing and the dirty ones
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18-11-2014, 05:06
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#4157
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by carstenb
You forgot a couple
25- You are a card-carrying member of the NRA and have a bumper sticker on your pickup that says so
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Ouch, I live in New England but qualify for this description. Does this mean I am an honorary Red Neck?
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18-11-2014, 05:08
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Re: The Joke Thread
I no longer put political stickers on my pickup truck, but I do carry the card.
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18-11-2014, 05:29
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by ontherocks83
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Ouch, I live in New England but qualify for this description. Does this mean I am an honorary Red Neck?
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Depends. Are you fluent in any of the southern dialects?
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18-11-2014, 05:53
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Re: The Joke Thread
The difference between a northern girl and a southern girl. A northern girl says "you can". A southern girl says "ya'all can".
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18-11-2014, 05:56
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by ontherocks83
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Ouch, I live in New England but qualify for this description. Does this mean I am an honorary Red Neck?
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can you say y'all with a drawl?
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18-11-2014, 06:00
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by ontherocks83
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Ouch, I live in New England but qualify for this description. Does this mean I am an honorary Red Neck?
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We'll give ya yer lerners permit...
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18-11-2014, 06:03
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Three guys are out shooting, a Floridian, a Yankee, In the western North Carolinian. When they run out of targets the Floridian grabs a bag of oranges and throws them in the air and blasts them to bits.
The other two men are surprised and ask the Floridian why did you shoot those oranges they were perfectly good? To which he replied where I come from they are so plentiful they are actually a nuisance.
Not to be outdone the Yankee grab a case of maple syrup throws it in the air and shoot it to bits saying where I come from we have so much of the stuff its a nuisance.
With that the North Carolinian grabs the Floridian and the Yankee and throws them in the air.
Just a friendly reminder from the local redneck.
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18-11-2014, 11:26
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Re: The Joke Thread
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.
The police call it indecent exposure. But whatever....
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18-11-2014, 13:55
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Canibul
I no longer put political stickers on my pickup truck, but I do carry the card.
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18-11-2014, 14:11
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by carstenb
can you say y'all with a drawl?
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I usually want to hear them explain and demonstrate in sentences the differences between y'all, y'all all, and all y'all.
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18-11-2014, 14:19
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Re: The Joke Thread
A couple of posts deleted. It's the joke thread people. Discussion threads are everywhere for you to have them. In here is for fun.
Coops.
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18-11-2014, 15:38
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Coops
A couple of posts deleted. It's the joke thread people. Discussion threads are everywhere for you to have them. In here is for fun.
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18-11-2014, 19:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coops
A couple of posts deleted. It's the joke thread people. Discussion threads are everywhere for you to have them. In here is for fun.
Coops.
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Damn what'd I miss? Did someone say watch this boys. ?
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18-11-2014, 19:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Canibul
I usually want to hear them explain and demonstrate in sentences the differences between y'all, y'all all, and all y'all.
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Y'all come and et. What the hell is yall all? When no one moves to come eat you say, "all y'all comin and et. "
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