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Socaldmax. Gee , man this is good , really good. I hope you still got more of it. My meters are strong. The best it the one about big screen. I love it.


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As an engineer, that reminds me............
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Please tell me the bacon mayonnaise isn't a joke.... Although it would be pretty funny if you put it on the Vegans make better lovers thread
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SAID I was an engineer, didn't I? Huh? Huh? I said that, Right?

Man, oh man.... JUST 'cause I live aboard a sailboat 24/7/365 for more years than a herd of cats have lives ya think I'd stretch the truth? HUH? Why, I remember back when I was chatting with Prince Philip about how to handle that whole Diane fiasco and 'splaining better parenting tips (and some ideas about dealing with head-strong wives and her acting like she's some kind of Queen or somethin) and he sort of commented about.... Damn. Where was I going with this?

Brain freeze moment.... Give me a few mins to remember....
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My computer must be female. Each time I try to zoom in on that image my screen goes blank except for this:
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