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Old 12-03-2015, 19:29   #4516
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I got it. Thought it was a great funny reply. ;-)
+1 I did too. Definitely funny. But my humor sometimes goes over like a lead balloon LOL!
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+1 I did too. Definitely funny. But my humor sometimes goes over like a lead balloon LOL!
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Love that! I will use it in the future-Thanks!!

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Man come back home. He walked inside ,wife run to him and started punching him yelling :
"you are the bastard"you are the bastard..."
"honey what's wrong with . I love you what's wrong"
"Ive been told you have been sleeping with another woman your bastard"still punching him.
"no no darling that is a mistake , darling that is a mistake"
"your bastard your bastard"she starts to kick him .
"honey I cross my heart I never ever sleep with another woman. you are the ONLY one Ive been sleeping with. With the another ones I could not fall asleep"


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I think my grammar meter just blew up.
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