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Old 09-01-2015, 23:11   #4306
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It gets a bit wild in the boat house.
One evening a girl was up dancing on the table.
I couldn't help but comment
"nice legs"
She said
"Thank you! You really think so?"
I said
"yes.……most tables would have collapsed by now"


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.4% difference, thats all? I would have thought surely that all the risky stuff young Males do along with wars and what not would account for more than .4%
Are there more males than females born?


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Yes, generally accepted as 107 males to every 100 females
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Somewhere, I heard that about 10% of the over all population is gay, male or female.
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A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"
The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?"
No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language ..."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
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Somewhere, I heard that about 10% of the over all population is gay, male or female.

I thought all Gay's were men and all Lesbians were female?

Although overhearing what made a Lesbian that way, I discovered after 50+ yrs, I had been a Lesbian all along and never knew it?


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I thought gay meant happy.
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I thought gay meant happy.
Shows your age. It meant happy when I was a kid too
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Brings a whole new meaning to the lyrics "Bright and gay"
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This is how it happens:
(actually from an old Ovaltine ad)
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Wow, and I just thought I liked Ovaltine.
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Are there more males than females born?



As I understand it, whilst there are slightly more born, there are also a substantial amount more conceived, but being the weaker sex, we just don't make it all the way to birth.
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That's assuming all gays are men.


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From what I understand, males call themselves gay, females call themselves lesbian.
I'm a male and I don't call myself gay.

Although I am a pretty happy guy...
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Ignorance is bliss?

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According to the Williams Institute review conducted in April 2011, approximately 3.8 % of American adults identify themselves being in the LGBT community; wherein, (1.7%) identify as lesbian or gay, (1.8%) bisexual, and (0.3%) transgender, which corresponds to approximately 9 million adult[1] Americans as of the 2010 Census.[2]
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