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Old 08-07-2014, 16:18   #3691
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella.

Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?"

Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was f**king skint."

Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same.."

Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog..."

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Old 08-07-2014, 19:28   #3692
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#MeanwhileAtTheOnion...


Coast Guard Going To Let Stranded Yacht Owner Sweat It Out Little More


Now, we all know that The Onion is a satirical website, right?
So chase down Literally Unbelievable and see how some gullible folk
in the Twitter Universe actually BELIEVE what they read.
Simple head-shaking amazing that the human race survives.
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Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide
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#MeanwhileAtTheOnion...


Coast Guard Going To Let Stranded Yacht Owner Sweat It Out Little More


Now, we all know that The Onion is a satirical website, right?
So chase down Literally Unbelievable and see how some gullible folk
in the Twitter Universe actually BELIEVE what they read.
Simple head-shaking amazing that the human race survives.
No need to go to that site, you can find the same gullibility right here:

A new SOP for the CG?
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That dude has way too much time on his hands...
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Did you hear about the sign on the house of
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No need to go to that site, you can find the same gullibility right here:

A new SOP for the CG?

Oops. Didn't know about that post from
knottybuoyz Provocateur & Raconteur.

My bad.

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hanging head in shame and mortification.....
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The irony of oral sex is that even when you have her at your feet, she's got you by the balls ...

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The irony of oral sex is that even when you have her at your feet, she's got you by the balls ...

That applies to aural sex as well.
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That applies to aural sex as well.
if you are having aural sex, welcome to the joke thread and it is on you
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Watch the planes.

The Blue Angels air show... wait for it... [VIDEO]

Watch the birdie.

http://www.wimp.com/reflexeskittens/

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I remember little things like that.
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I don't recommend phone sex. You can get hearing aids.
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