> An Aussie Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a
> concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.
> 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload
> of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an
> Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
> 'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'
> 'Just three questions' said St Peter.
> 'Which are?' asked the Blonde.
> 'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with
> the letter 'T'?
> The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year'?
> The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
> 'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and
> when I call upon you,
> I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'
> So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some
> considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).
The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if
> she had considered the questions,
> to which she replied, 'I have.'
> 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the
> letter T?'
> The Blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
> St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed
> the answer can be applied to the question.
> 'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three
> questions' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
> The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'
> 'Only twelve' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
> 'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of
> February, right through to the second of December,
> giving a total of twelve seconds.'
> St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider
> your answer before I can give you a decision.'
> And he walked away shaking his head
> A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the
> answer to stand, but you need to get the third and
> final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing
> The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest
> to answer.'
> 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
> 'It's Andy.'
> 'Yes, Andy,' said the Blonde.
> This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that,
> deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the
> suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's
> name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
> 'Easy' said the Blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his
> billy boiled.'
> And the Blonde entered Heaven...?