The Joke Thread

[shorebird]

always liked whats printed on the back of t-shirts some bikers wear:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

[T1 Terry]

Gotta love a sense of humour like this, a newspaper clipping

[Rhapsody-NS27]

This picture reminds me of my job.

[Adelie]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it could be done.

(For those of you living on other continents, feel free to substitute your favorite road kill for possum)

[justlearnin]

Originally Posted by Don1500

Bazinga!

Your favorite nerd is showing.

[Coops]

Always check your spelling, because one letter can destroy your life. A man sent the following to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

Coops.

[D&D]

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

[Wotname]

I was having a p*ss in the deep end of the pool but the lifeguard must have noticed me - he blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.

[Don1500]

Originally Posted by justlearnin

Your favorite nerd is showing.

Whats worse is that I can tell you which episode he said it in.

[Sailor g]

Guess I'm a nerdette then. .

[justlearnin]

Originally Posted by Don1500

Whats worse is that I can tell you which episode he said it in.

Yah most, or at least the best (cause he's up to some thing).
And it's must be hard to be such a....Nerd.

[lookoutnw]

Would you clue me in to who said it? I have a few clews, but not a clue...

[AfterHoursNLCT]

I looked it up..LL
About Bazinga is a catchphrase used on the American television sitcom The Big Bang Theory[1] by the character Sheldon Cooper[2], played by ...

[Don1500]

Season 3, episode 18, "The Pants Alternative"

[lookoutnw]

I thought someone else said it before The Great Doctor Sheldon Cooper