Let's see how many women read this thread:
Female marriageability quiz
1- You are vacuuming the carpet when your mate reaches around from behind you, puts his hands on your breasts, nuzzles your neck and says, ”how about some afternoon delight?”
a. Turn around, kiss him and say, ”let’s go”
b. Turn around, kiss him and say ”Get real”
c. Turn around, slap him and say, ”you obviously need exercise – you vacuum.”
2- You notice your husband staring covertly at a blond bombshell in a tiny bikini on another boat.
a. Kiss him, and say, ”We need to go below for a while, you studly you”
b. Ignore this once again outburst of adolesence
c. Smack him on the side of the head
and say, ”Keep your eyes inboard you dirty old man”
3- You’re buying christmas
gifts for your husband
a. Buy him the very expensive tools you know he’s dying for
b. Get him some sensible shoes
c. Buy him that huge fluffy warm robe, that you like so much. With matching slippers
4- When asked by the bureau of statistics if you would rather have a box of chocolates or sex with your mate
a- Laugh and say, ”why sex, of course, what a silly question”
b- Grimace and say, ”Unfortunately, I’m allergic to chocolate”
c- Say ”The XL size box, please”
Ok, ladies, time to figure out your score. For every ”A” answer, give yourself 5 points. Every ”B” answer, give yourself 3 points. Every ”C” answer is worth 1 point.
18-20 points – ”Where have you been all my life?” The kind of woman every man wants. Will win the ”What makes a woman a perfect boat woman” contest on cruisers forum. Hands down!
13- 17 points – Could be a very desirable woman. Might need to think about your answers.
10-12 points – Well, they do say ”the girls all get prettier at closing time” You should only go out late at night.
4-9 points – Already married I see.