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Old 09-12-2013, 12:21   #1
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So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas. I haven't seen the link yet, so I googled it, and am quite excited by what I found - see attachment!

Anyone else got great gifts coming along this year?
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:29   #2
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Need a tent?
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:33   #3
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Need a tent Pole??
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Sounds like you're headed in the right direction.
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:52   #5
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

And how many, um "friends" can you fit in the tent?
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Old 09-12-2013, 13:12   #6
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Could you tell us what the erection time is please, and do the flaps open easily without a lot of messing about first.?

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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Usually, you don't want flaps that are too easy. Just as long as they aren't impossible for at least a moderate skill level.
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For cruising purposes, there really should be a similar guide for hammocks...the tropical sex toy.
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Just go careful with that Zip...
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Did they get the one pole or two pole model?
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Is there a back door to this tent?

Or just in and out through the front.....
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

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So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas. I haven't seen the link yet, so I googled it, and am quite excited by what I found - see attachment!

Anyone else got great gifts coming along this year?
I'm happy for you, but wonder if maybe you are sharing a little too much with us.
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So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas. I haven't seen the link yet, so I googled it, and am quite excited by what I found - see attachment! Anyone else got great gifts coming along this year?
Just make shore that once erect, the guy is held secure with a few bites !
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

The important point is to avoid slack in your guys, otherwise that thing could come down in a blow.

This is also the most double-entendre-laden thread I can recall in CF.
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Old 10-12-2013, 08:24   #15
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The important point is to avoid slack in your guys, otherwise that thing could come down in a blow.

This is also the most double-entendre-laden thread I can recall in CF.
Great one!!!

I think SS brought us a wonderful early gift by starting this thread...

Thank you Saucy!
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