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Old 10-12-2013, 16:42   #31
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

I yelled at her to "take the bloody vang off". I came home in the week to find one of my paintings missing.

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Old 10-12-2013, 16:44   #32
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

My wife wants to visit the Bras Dor area. Is that like---a nursing bra ?
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Old 10-12-2013, 22:25   #33
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So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas. I haven't seen the link yet, so I googled it, and am quite excited by what I found - see attachment!

Anyone else got great gifts coming along this year?
Nothing comes to mind, but I can refer you to chapter 69 of Admiralty Navigation Manual on horizontal sex tent angles, if it helps? Merry Xmas
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

So the OP posts a pic of a tent, a near nekkid sheila, and a bloke plucking her bra strings and wonders why the conversation is about sex and tents... oh OK...
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folks who clearly aren't getting enough ...and therefore can't get it off their minds...
I'm getting plenty and I still can't get it off my mind.... but like all males I still think of something other than sex at least once every ten minutes.
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So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas. I haven't seen the link yet, so I googled it, and am quite excited by what I found - see attachment! ...
You are going to pretty p*ssed off when you get to open your pressie and see what it really is - heck, it won't do half of your GPS already does but will work without batteries until many nautical aids...
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You are going to pretty p*ssed off when you get to open your pressie and see what it really is - heck, it won't do half of your GPS already does but will work without batteries until many nautical aids...
It is vital not to be dependent on batteries .
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It is vital not to be dependent on batteries .
yes - just imagine how many frustrated sailors of the gentler sex are terribly frustrated after a lightning strike…………………..

Of course, they could always store the marlin spikes in the oven.
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

I thought that they would have candles for emergencies like that.

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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

so after all these yrs you need a guide to getting wild and naughty In Nature are you in-laws trying to tell you something I wonder
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