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Old 10-12-2013, 10:06   #16
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Sheesh, guys. When I posted, it was meant to be a clever play on words... and I was expecting lots of other play on words for funny christmas presents for the boat... you know, like "Well, this year I heard my in-laws are getting me a... [fill in funny missing word]"

But why am I not in the least bit surprised that this thread has already descended into mindless drivel from folks who clearly aren't getting enough of anything fun in their lives and therefore can't get it off their minds...

Anyway, for those who didn't get it yet. The first word was sextant.
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:22   #17
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Well spoken Saucysailoress i give 10 outer 10 for the lead and then the crunch line. Men just will never learn will they. I suspect your laughing all the way to Christmas.
Merry Christmas from downunder.
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Old 10-12-2013, 11:26   #18
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

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Anyway, for those who didn't get it yet. The first word was sextant.
Ooooooooooh, now I get it.
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Old 10-12-2013, 11:41   #19
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

I realized you couldn't spell sex tant. But were you trying for the french. "sex tant mieux" Or the other french " sex tant pis"

One means "so much the better" or good sex I suppose

And the other means "so much the worse" or bad sex I suppose

Let me wish you

Sex tant mieux for christmas

That should get you all running for the dictionary
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Old 10-12-2013, 11:54   #20
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

I always find a a woman dressed in fish nets to be very sexy.

So I am getting my wife a pair of fish nets:
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Old 10-12-2013, 14:22   #21
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Yes, I'm getting cock pit cushions. That's for under the sextant.

Whatever helps with "navigation" or "any port in a storm."

Huh?
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Old 10-12-2013, 14:22   #22
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

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Sheesh, guys. When I posted, it was meant to be a clever play on words... and I was expecting lots of other play on words for funny christmas presents for the boat... you know, like "Well, this year I heard my in-laws are getting me a... [fill in funny missing word]"

But why am I not in the least bit surprised that this thread has already descended into mindless drivel from folks who clearly aren't getting enough of anything fun in their lives and therefore can't get it off their minds...

Anyway, for those who didn't get it yet. The first word was sextant.
You should have known us better... I find it however, heartwarming that we can all stoop to the maturity and humor level of a 13 year old boy...
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I always find a a woman dressed in fish nets to be very sexy.

So I am getting my wife a pair of fish nets:
Good one!

Congrats on being the first one to actually follow the correct lead!
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

In the spirit of the OP's original intent...

I suppose I could get my girl a new tether system...
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

I got my girlfriend a new anchor. She was obviously fed up with me. Got her a stern one as well, that will teach her.

PS. You have to read the first sentence quickly.

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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

maybe I'll get a new cock pit
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

She was the best tacking crew, she was very good between the sheets.

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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

And here I thought this to be an educational thread about celestial navigation, maybe heavenly bodies even,,,,
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

Well just be careful you aren't arrested for loitering with intent.
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Re: So, my in-laws are buying me a sex tent this Christmas.

I'm buying my wife some of those new inflatable life preservers
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