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Old 08-09-2010, 19:05   #1276
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Ain't it the truth. I think my mechanic is lovely, but too young for me, alas.
Then step aside, Crusty. I got some boomin' to do.

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No worries, John. If you have the power to pass me, just signal which side you'll pass on. I'm hardly a fashion consultant, but if it was me, and I was hunting, I'd change my handle to something more romantic than Feral Cement. BWTFDIK, I don't even have a tattoo, yet.
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If you have the power to pass me, just signal which side you'll pass on.
It ain't horsepower if you pull to the side! Now, let's talk about all the body piercings I DON'T have.

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Why Feral, you do say the sweetest things! (said with Scarlett O'hara accent)

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Why Feral, you do say the sweetest things! (said with Scarlett O'hara accent)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a bam.
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Ahhh nothing makes a woman more appealing than black diesel oil under her fingernails and a spot of grease on her cheeks, ya' know?

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What ever works for you Thomas but I like to wash up clean and tidy after the shift and leave the dirt behind.
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Congratulations, Anjou, in getting your hands on her at last. She's quite sturdy looking. What will you power her with? Enough to go up-current in European rivers? If you put a Victorian whore house decor in her, with lots of velour's, antique oil lamps and porcelain, you could probably charter her for several hundred a head per day and make a lot of new friends while fattening the freedom kitty. Can't imagine a smoother sweeter way to travel through the continent.
All your questions are answered in the early parts of the blog, but the intention is to cross the ditch and live it up.
If I did turn her into a bordello, I wouldnt need a waterbed. If the Johns timed their performance untill there was a good wake from a passing boat, things would realy go with a swing.
What a swell way to have fun eh?
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After the anchor is set, I've always preferred Chanel #5 to Atomic 4. I'm funny that way.

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i love the smell of perkins in the morning.....
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I used to love Perkins, but lately I've taken to doing my own breakfast and I'm liking it even more....plus it frees up a lot of boat $$

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I used to love Perkins, but lately I've taken to doing my own breakfast and I'm liking it even more....plus it frees up a lot of boat $$

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HUH??
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me neither--mebbe will come to me in middle of night when i am relaxed .... also asleep....brain works best then.
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I used to love Perkins, but lately I've taken to doing my own breakfast and I'm liking it even more....plus it frees up a lot of boat $$

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Was Perkins your butler or maid?
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All your questions are answered in the early parts of the blog, but the intention is to cross the ditch and live it up.
If I did turn her into a bordello, I wouldn't need a waterbed. If the Johns timed their performance untill there was a good wake from a passing boat, things would really go with a swing.
What a swell way to have fun eh?
Punters would be on the crest of a wave and keep cuming back for more
I guess you will needing some help in HR. I humbly submit my service for proper staffing of your future business. Interviews, test and selection recommendations and so forth. I will gladly, for expenses only, help in any way I can in filtering out the rif-raff and evaluate talent for your hiring approval, thereby saving you much time and even perhaps a more practiced eye and male eye for evaluation so you will have a "winning team".

It is the least I can do for you.
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Now why didn't I think of that?

If da Mule isn't up to the task, or is over loaded, I'd be happy to help. For that matter, perhaps you'd like a second opinion?

Keep me in mind.

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