Single Sailors Seeking Soul Mate Group

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by hairbill

if i join this forum and any lady with a boat is interested can i have a picture of the boat first please

Probably the oldest joke in the book. I want one with a bigger ketch whose dad owns a brewery.

But seriously mate, some of these girls have really nice boats. I bet a few of them even drink beer and can put their own bait on a fish hook. Maybe we should be checking the lower compartment to make sure everything is kosher?

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by hairbill

hi salty,
i can live with that
tongue in cheek mate, lighten up will you,
i'm from england we take the piss out of everybody, nobodys safe

yada yada -- hissss hissss--- bite bite--wt*, guys--first bounce or fly--I win,...LOL...
i been to england--silverstone circuit- watched formula one in 1981 from observers station at woodcote chicane..awesome...drank warm guinness out of the car's trunk--lol i
can understand the altitude, dude--lol.....have fun!
i been to england more than once--not bad for a GOOD scot and GOOD irish soul....



not only bait our own hooks, catch and clean and cook the fishie, too..and keep proper course despite the failure of autopilot..LOL...oh yes-- put boat into irons, boat the fish, then return to sailing on course without aid.....


yeah, i think we got a couplafew here....

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by s/v Beth

Alright, everybody take a big breath and remember: we are here to be nice and enjoy each others company. Looks like some people are being rude to each other, so before we start pulling posts and handing out warnings and making you be polite, lets just all be polite to each other.
For those that do not find this thread interesting, there are alot of others to choose from.

Ooooh. I love it when you get all masterful . Big Boy

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by zeehag

not only bait our own hooks, catch and clean and cook the fishie, too..and keep proper course despite the failure of autopilot..LOL...oh yes-- put boat into irons, boat the fish, then return to sailing on course without aid.....


yeah, i think we got a couplafew here....

With a resume like that I am starting to think that any discrepancies in the lower compartment might be absolutely irrelevant.

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Ooooh. I love it when you get all masterful . Big Boy

Note above post! One of us is just going to have to shave and volunteer to take the hormones?

[hairbill]

looks like i rattled a few cages here,
nice pics surfer shane

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by hairbill

looks like i rattled a few cages here,
nice pics surfer shane

I am hoping we are just having fun?


Thanks on the photos.

[hairbill]

absolutely shane, when your talking all over the world though it can get missinterpreted me thinks

[zeehag]

i LOVE the shows of testosterone in the morning---
males are sooo cute when they get riled---





i didnt do it!!!!!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by zeehag

i LOVE the shows of testosterone in the morning---
men are sooo cute when they get riled---





i didnt do it!!!!!

Be careful. too much chain yanking and you'll be sent to Utah - for a humour bypass

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by hairbill

absolutely shane, when your talking all over the world though it can get missinterpreted me thinks

I have had that problem on here with my Aussie humour. I know it might be hard to tell when I am being serious, but most usually this is when I am really taking the piss out of myself.

[hairbill]

sailed on a tallship from bermuda to azores with a mormon guy for 3 weeks, he was a really good bloke with a sense of humour aswell, hows that, didn't drink of course

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by zeehag

i LOVE the shows of testosterone in the morning---
males are sooo cute when they get riled---





i didnt do it!!!!!

So are you going to squirm when we kiss and makeup?

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Be careful. too much chain yanking and you'll be sent to Utah - for a humour bypass

oh yipes... aint water in utah like i like.... .. no senses of humor--- eeegads-- i would be toast--- mebbe if i run realllly fast ........ in my 7 kph max getaway ketch.......


eeeewwww---do i HAVE to watch ye kiss and make up?????

[SurferShane]

Originally Posted by hairbill

sailed on a tallship from bermuda to azores with a mormon guy for 3 weeks, he was a really good bloke with a sense of humour aswell, hows that, didn't drink of course

One of my good mates is a Baptist Minister. You would not pick him as he is really easy going and even surfs and sails. His wife is a really alternate artistic lady and she has interesting friends.

Opps, forgot we are not allowed to talk religion. Still shows anyone can be human despite their beliefs?