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Old 01-11-2010, 21:09   #91
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Damn... thats what comes of an upbringing in an Islamic country... Nubile = Virgin..
Funny part is, after hitting post on the above, I quickly googled to make sure I didn't miss a given meaning of 'nubile.' After I found I was safe, I was like "damn my lack of confidence in my vocabulary!"
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:09   #92
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If I remember right, a captain as of someone with a captains license can perform a wedding, a marriage license is still needed, and it has to be on the ship they are the captian for, witnesses are reguired too and they need to sign too
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end of the world thread and you guys are discussing marriage technicalities, i think im on the wrong web site.... jus saying....

Women already have all this stuff figured out. They invented divorcing us and getting half our stuff - We invented shacking up and not getting married - They invented common law marriage.

All they gotta do is make it past teh mark on the calendar and they are guaranteed half your stuff - And I hear they are trying to lower the time to an overnight hookup or at least a dirty weekend...

WTF?

(OK - call me cynical...)
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:25   #93
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a pressure cooker with a bit of copper pipe makes a handy still...

also if yr going to start a new world suggest leaving out religion,that way you will have solved a third of your problems before you start...............

if you must have bankers,then maybe keep the cruisifiction bit...........

nubile virgins ;stick to blondes,then you wont get into indepth philosophical discussions on the ethics of marriage...........
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also if yr going to start a new world suggest leaving out religion,that way you will have solved a third of your problems before you start...............
Does that include Idolatry?
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Its the nubile virgins bit that gets me... about as much chance of that as Osama's buddies getting the promised 72....
I hear that was a quranic mis translation:
It's not 72 virgins, but a 72 year old virgin...
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I hear that was a quranic mis translation:
It's not 72 virgins, but a 72 year old virgin...
It would be easier to put a needle in the eye of a camel then to find one of those ... ahem ... another one they got wrong
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nubile virgins ;stick to blondes,then you wont get into indepth philosophical discussions on the ethics of marriage...........
No.... Just factual discussions like this...
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Yeah, I think guns and ammo high on the list. Except regular ammo is not sustainable unless talking cross/bows.

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I have 30 year old ammo that I tested 5 years ago - no problem. BANG!

Not stored on a boat though - hmmm.
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end of the world thread and you guys are discussing marriage technicalities, i think im on the wrong web site.... jus saying....
Reciting vows -- "honey, get your's while I'm getting mine"
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Reciting vows -- "honey, get your's while I'm getting mine"
Ummmm, like the end of the world - it is coming soon?
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Semi-serious question:

The OP talks about strapping the engine to the bottom of the keel. Is there any reason why a marine deisel wouldn't run on biodeisel, per se?
Got a mate ( friend ) who runs all his diesels on veggie oil . he collected it from fish and chip shops and Thai restaurants. He drove his land cruiser from one end of Australia to the other and then motored his boat from Australia to the Solomons with it . Even saw him chucking in the oil from his sardines through the coffee filter he used before it went into the fuel tank ( waste not want not)

So I am pretty sure coconut oil could work ... just got to hope there are still coconuts. And you have the strength or know how to press it out.

You do need something to get the motor started initially though, so some kind of flammable fuel is still required ... rum? hmmmmmm might gum the works up a bit . sugar and an engine do not seem like a good idea at any time. vodka maybe?

Another slightly tangential thought... since I am a relatively nubile wench, does that mean I get to stack a couple of muscular , useful with a knife and machete, males below for use to crack those nuts occasionally?

The thing I want to know is, how long do you need to stay offshore till the stink on land goes away? and those Zombies have starved, so you can collect the coconuts.

btw, its always better to take most of what I say with a pinch of salt.
for example when you read ' relatively nubile wench' ... I actually mean , well built , slightly tough, gentle natured married woman with a seriously warped sense of humour. A couple of well built six packs (extra crew) would come in handy though. ;-)
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Now, now. I don't remember any discussion of VIRGIN breeding stock, just young, nubile breeding stock. Just like with boats, a well-designed, well-maintained second hander is generally much more desirable than a newer one that will experience a hard depreciation curve in the early years
heheheh, that one made me smile, thank you !
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