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Old 10-03-2013, 16:12   #1
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Post the Best of the WORST "Crew Wanted Ads"

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2. All Ads have to be within past 5YRS (hey some old ads are timeless, but lets keep it fairly current)
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Old 10-03-2013, 17:16   #2
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Re: Post the Best of the WORST "Crew Wanted Ads"

How about when Captain Bligh, of Bounty's fame, was set adrift by some of his crew! <I'm sure he wished he had a V8, that day!> Mauritz
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Old 10-03-2013, 17:19   #3
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http://yachtpals.com/node/12636

"Hi all of you attractive single female sailing enthusiasts! Yes, i am up front about your looks, because i am not only looking for a temporary travel partner but long term relationship and i know what i like! So here goes, under 50 years old, no smoking (cigs), no religious or control freaks and you look good in a swim suit (you are not fat!). if you think im superficial, sorry, but this saves everyone a lot of time. (Also, you might be asked to pitch in a bit financially--shows commitment! im not looking for freeloaders, ill do this solo if i have to, done it before!) im tall dark and handsome, originally from northern california, in pretty good shape and have been sailing the caribbean and the world for over 30 years (im 53). i am losing my hair and need reading glasses so im not perfect either!! "

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Re: Post the Best of the WORST "Crew Wanted Ads"

Sounds like he's taking up singlehanding.
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Re: Post the Best of the WORST "Crew Wanted Ads"

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How about when Captain Bligh, of Bounty's fame, was set adrift by some of his crew! <I'm sure he wished he had a V8, that day!> Mauritz
V8 wouldn't help unless he could get fuel for it.
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"MEN WANTED: FOR HAZARDOUS JOURNEY. SMALL WAGES, BITTER COLD, LONG MONTHS OF COMPLETE DARKNESS, CONSTANT DANGER, SAFE RETURN DOUBTFUL. HONOUR AND RECOGNITION IN CASE OF SUCCESS. SIR ERNEST SHACKLETON"

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