Pick-Up Lines for "Talk Like a Pirate Day"...

[S/V Blondie-Dog]

Jest' in case any of ya'll 'feller barstool sailors already done forgots', I'll has ya' knows 'dat today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and here be a few pick-up lines 'dat I done copy/pasted fer' yor' amusement. Feel free to use these lines whiles ya' be seated at da' bar later 'dis evening.

TODAY is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
It's the only day of the year you can get away with running around with a patch over your eye shouting 'Ahoy, matey!' - and using these pick-up lines.

So get your best Captain Jack Sparrow impersonations ready and arm yourself with these beauties, which we've pulled together in celebration of all things swashbuckling...

1. Can I have the keys to your treasure chest?
2. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. I'd love to drop an anchor in your lagoon
4. Wanna shiver me timbers?
5. I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest
6. I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted
7. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
8. Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?
9. Let's get together and haul some keel
10. You've got the finest booty I ever did see

And if all else fails:
I know a pirate pick-up line, but it's rated ARRRRRRR!

[Cormorant]

Don't forget pirate foreplay:

"Prepare to be boarded!"