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09-11-2011, 14:57
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#76
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cat herder, extreme blacksheep
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: furycame alley , tropics, mexico for now
Boat: 1976 FORMOSA yankee clipper 41
Posts: 18,967
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
saucy--i would take on anyone with the ability to put up with me..lol--but i am finicky--my cat learned from me.
too young and too handsome usually flies to other lands.....
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09-11-2011, 15:12
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#77
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: between the devil and the deep blue sea
Boat: a sailing boat
Posts: 20,420
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Is it true what they say that Viagra can be ground and mixed with epoxy to fill up dents in ambitions of those whose boats are too small to attract girls passing by?
They also say it never cures, no matter how much hardener you use.
Submit Reply? Preview Post? Ooops!
;-)
b.
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09-11-2011, 15:41
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#78
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Florida Keys
Boat: 1978 Marine Trader 36
Posts: 312
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Okay Zee, if you are going to advertise for a bloke you have to put up some pics of you, the boat, and the cat. Plus how much beer you are going to provide per day.
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09-11-2011, 16:58
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#79
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cat herder, extreme blacksheep
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: furycame alley , tropics, mexico for now
Boat: 1976 FORMOSA yankee clipper 41
Posts: 18,967
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
barnie--yer a gas---
pix of me are everywhere and gato tambien---boat---she is bashful...but there are pix--look at my website in my signature.....
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09-11-2011, 17:07
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#80
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Boat: Dragonfly 1000 trimaran
Posts: 7,145
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
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The question is not, "Who will let me?"
The question is,"Who is going to stop me?"
Ayn Rand
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09-11-2011, 17:08
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#81
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: La Paz
Boat: 41' Custom CC Cutter
Posts: 647
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Z, you sure know how to touch a geezers G spot, with overweight, beer-drinking old fart talk. I thought I'd find you in an anchorage, but here I find you've moved into a forking marina. San it ain't so, Zeehags.
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"The nature of the universe is such that ends can never justify the means. On the contrary, the means always determine the end." ---Aldous Huxley
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09-11-2011, 18:16
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#82
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 146
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
2 bad 18 months ago when I became a full blown type 2 diabetic I lost 45 #s, but I do have dual passports both good 4 Cuba.
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09-11-2011, 21:46
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#83
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cat herder, extreme blacksheep
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: furycame alley , tropics, mexico for now
Boat: 1976 FORMOSA yankee clipper 41
Posts: 18,967
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
speakeasy--was just for named storm season when anchorage and bad holding make boats here go onto rocks--well be leaving here into anchorage end nov, i promise--repairs in progress....
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09-11-2011, 23:16
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#84
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Central California
Boat: M/V Carquinez Coot
Posts: 3,782
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Anchored off Commodore Jones Point. Water isn't for swimming unless you like hypothermia and being swept away by 2-3 knot current. Nevertheless, it's comfortable in the saloon.
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10-11-2011, 03:28
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#85
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Armchair Bucketeer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 10,012
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Unfortunately I am not overweight, nowadays don't drink much beer....and still have a few years to reach "old fart" status (over here that's when you can have your fly undone when wa lking down the street and folk don't think it was intentional ).
Just my luck
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10-11-2011, 12:27
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#86
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Marine Service Provider
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Blue Mountains, Australia
Boat: now skippering Syd Harbour charters
Posts: 1,557
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Quote:
Originally Posted by zeehag
well be leaving here into anchorage end nov, i promise
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Venture Down Under zee...sure we can find lotsa seagoing beer-drinking old farts for you around here!
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10-11-2011, 12:42
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#87
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Port Ludlow Wa
Boat: Makela,Ingrid38,Idora
Posts: 2,050
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Well, I am confused...I didn't know you could keep an "old fart". Don't we loose all of them, new or old? Furthermore how can an old gas bubble be overweight? Maybe if I have a few more beers I will figure it out.
Todd
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10-11-2011, 13:15
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#88
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CLOD
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: being planted in Jacksonville Fl
Boat: none
Posts: 20,365
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Quote:
Originally Posted by IdoraKeeper
Well, I am confused...I didn't know you could keep an "old fart".
Todd
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Normally pretty easy to determine the old ones!
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Don't ask a bunch of unknown forum people if it is OK to do something on YOUR boat. It is your boat, do what you want!
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10-11-2011, 14:21
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#89
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Florida/Alberta
Boat: Lippincott 30
Posts: 9,904
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
Quote:
Originally Posted by capngeo
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That part of the standard issue emergency kit down in the Keys?
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If your attitude resembles the south end of a bull heading north, it's time to turn around.
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13-11-2011, 18:48
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#90
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 1
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Re: overweight beer drinking old fart sought ....
Quote:
Originally Posted by captainKJ
Tell you what,,,, If I can bring my lifejacket I will be all set.
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I love this. Cute. I love water but I don't how to swim that is why I can relate to this one, it really made me smile.
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