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Old 09-11-2011, 15:57   #76
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

saucy--i would take on anyone with the ability to put up with me..lol--but i am finicky--my cat learned from me.

too young and too handsome usually flies to other lands.....
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Old 09-11-2011, 16:12   #77
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Is it true what they say that Viagra can be ground and mixed with epoxy to fill up dents in ambitions of those whose boats are too small to attract girls passing by?

They also say it never cures, no matter how much hardener you use.

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Old 09-11-2011, 16:41   #78
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Okay Zee, if you are going to advertise for a bloke you have to put up some pics of you, the boat, and the cat. Plus how much beer you are going to provide per day.
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Old 09-11-2011, 17:58   #79
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

barnie--yer a gas---
pix of me are everywhere and gato tambien---boat---she is bashful...but there are pix--look at my website in my signature.....
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Old 09-11-2011, 18:07   #80
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Here's one.

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Old 09-11-2011, 18:08   #81
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Z, you sure know how to touch a geezers G spot, with overweight, beer-drinking old fart talk. I thought I'd find you in an anchorage, but here I find you've moved into a forking marina. San it ain't so, Zeehags.
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

2 bad 18 months ago when I became a full blown type 2 diabetic I lost 45 #s, but I do have dual passports both good 4 Cuba.
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Old 09-11-2011, 22:46   #83
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

speakeasy--was just for named storm season when anchorage and bad holding make boats here go onto rocks--well be leaving here into anchorage end nov, i promise--repairs in progress....
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Anchored off Commodore Jones Point. Water isn't for swimming unless you like hypothermia and being swept away by 2-3 knot current. Nevertheless, it's comfortable in the saloon.



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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Unfortunately I am not overweight, nowadays don't drink much beer....and still have a few years to reach "old fart" status (over here that's when you can have your fly undone when walking down the street and folk don't think it was intentional ).

Just my luck
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Old 10-11-2011, 13:27   #86
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

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well be leaving here into anchorage end nov, i promise
Venture Down Under zee...sure we can find lotsa seagoing beer-drinking old farts for you around here!
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Well, I am confused...I didn't know you could keep an "old fart". Don't we loose all of them, new or old? Furthermore how can an old gas bubble be overweight? Maybe if I have a few more beers I will figure it out.

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Well, I am confused...I didn't know you could keep an "old fart".
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Normally pretty easy to determine the old ones!
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Tell you what,,,, If I can bring my lifejacket I will be all set.

I love this. Cute. I love water but I don't how to swim that is why I can relate to this one, it really made me smile.
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