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Old 09-11-2011, 14:28   #61
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

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You know all this is really starting to hurt my feelings with all the bad mouthing. Pretty sure I got referred to as a fat beer drinking gringo on an other thread, purely based on my advatar at the time.

Wonder why this is OK and doesn't get censured like alot of other threads.
Don,,,,don't take it so personally,,, it is not that we dont like you,,,,,it ,,,,,,,well,,,,,truth be told,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well,,,,dont take this wrong,,,,,,I think it has to do with the brand of sailboat you have,,,,,nothing else,,,,,
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

I think this says it all zeehag

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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Skinny, teatotal, vegan, bible quotin', mid 60s with manicured nails...
How'm I doin?
Oh yes, I nearly forgot... masseur and dynamite in bed...
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Zee, you're gonna need a cruise ship.
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Skinny, teatotal, vegan, bible quotin', mid 60s with manicured nails...
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Oh yes, I nearly forgot... masseur and dynamite in bed...
dynamite in bed at 60??????????

Maybe I will be getting better with old age
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

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If you are going to look at beer as work ....................there's no hope for you!
Maybe I got the criteria wrong. At least the standard has been set.

Oh, Zee, I left a message with the cat. However she often ignores me.
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,,,,,,I think it has to do with the brand of sailboat you have,,,,,nothing else,,,,,
Listen glorified sandwich maker, my boat is named rubber ducky and that gives it a pass on all name calling!

I looked at my schedule and it is time to do man overboard training; when are you going to be back in Boston?
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

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dynamite in bed at 60??????????

Maybe I will be getting better with old age
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

I saw a TV commerical the other day for one of those little blue pills.

Guy is sailing and the main sheet schackle on his boom breaks! So he goes below and gets a life vest, strips out the strap, and uses that to reattach the block and trackle to the boom. Then he finds a new sckackle and and fixes it, docks the boat, and walks off (don't know to where).

So I think it would be in everyone's best sailing interest to start taking those little blue pills when sailing ............ with beer of course.

Beer.................helping ugly people have sex for thousands of years!
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .


Beer.................helping ugly people have sex for thousands of years!


Guesss that is my problem,,, the girls dont drink enough beer,,,,,thanks for bringing that to my attention
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Listen glorified sandwich maker, my boat is named rubber ducky and that gives it a pass on all name calling!

I looked at my schedule and it is time to do man overboard training; when are you going to be back in Boston?
i florida for now then heading to the Med. You will have to meet me over there,,,,,ooooo,,,not sure if YOUR boat can do the crossing so you will have to wait till end of next year
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

wow this is waaaay tooomuch fun!!!!
my cat ignores me often--except when wind blows then he tells me about it--or if he is hongry....

cruise ship--i think i has one-- er shiplet, any way---
kj--gooood song--bubby liked the cars in it....and that finhal belch was awesome, tho slightly off tune.....

as this thread started out off topic and off color, it is prolly safe enough for the time being--isnt tooo much can get off topic on it.. thread drift may not happen unless someone starts talking about boat repair--uhoh.. thread drift..LOL
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dynamite in bed at 60??????????

Maybe I will be getting better with old age
Leave a man his fantasies, will you....
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Oh yes, I nearly forgot... masseur and dynamite in bed...
Hmmm... how much will your wife give us to take you off her hands? I think HWMO was thinking more along the lines of blonde, swedish and female, but he's always extolling the virtues of compromise...

Zeehag, would you rather not have a fit young stud? My sis has one twenty years younger, and she's... oh hang on some things just shouldn't be said on a public forum.
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Re: Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .

Arithmetic of sex

60yr old couple decide to take seperate vacations.
He sends her postcard, with 2 30yr old cuties. Says having a wonderful time.
She sends him a card, with 2 30yr old studs, Says having a wonderful time, but remember, 60 doesn't go into 30, but 30 goes into 60 TWICE
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