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Old 07-11-2010, 16:58   #31
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Dude – if you are like me you will be waiting for an email from a moderator about your sense of humour being potentially misinterpreted as offensive.

Still, I ate the pig and am now just happy to let petite beauties run around in minimal bathing suits. My last long term relationships where with mud wrestling amazons and I am fully over being chased around with knives.

The go I feel is to let dainty female crew relax and enjoy. Every now and then I try to get them interested by asking them to do something simple and fairly foolproof. Giving them a go at the helm and explaining how to “feel” the sea helps to boast their confidence. Hopefully they quickly decide I am not some sort of misogynist Captain Bligh and it is off with another bit of their swimwear.
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my young female cooks an omlette thread was offensive ( i thought it was glad it got shut down)
I missed that

but please keep the thread on topic.

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but wrestling greasy pigs in bikinis on the fore deck is okay
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Old 07-11-2010, 17:35   #33
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an et pig beats a seasick one.....
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Old 07-11-2010, 18:16   #34
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an et pig beats a seasick one.....
Yeah – I had nearly half a leg of ham onboard on my last cruise and was living on croque madame (For those who want to impress their potential boat girl that’s French for ham & cheese sandwich!). Before animal welfare intervenes, it did come from the butchers and I still have some in the freezer – better go make more toasties.
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The grease on the pig can be animal or vegetable fats to make it environmentally friendly.
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Having used a 20# can of "manteca" from the local mexican grocery to grease the skids to get Turtle back to the water I can tell you there is nothing enviromentally friendly about pork lard. I'll bet after 2years that damn stuff is still sticking to the wildlife in the area.........m
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At times I wonder what's in that coffe cup in your avatar.......i2f
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DOJ,

At times I wonder what's in that coffe cup in your avatar.......i2f
You don't want to know... really, you don't.
Well, maybe a hint so we can guess...
But then... Nuh... don't want to know...

Ok Davo... What the #%*& is it???
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I see no avatar for DOJ. I knew something was missing...
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my young female cooks an omlette thread was offensive... while this is okay because its David and in the right tag line.
DOJ,
You didn't miss it, it just had another title, something like "hot chick with occassional bikini has hot guy and hot recipes with fantastic posed and photoshopped pics going to sail around the world while you poor suckers... did I say look at us... we're hot?"

But Sabray is being subtle, uncontroversial, in fact a true gentleman and way too polite to hand out ham sandwiches at a bar mitzvah...
Unfortunately it's a curse I'm not blessed with.

Hope that helps you recall the fun, entertaining, provocative, acrimonious, highly successful, vaporised thread he was referring to
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Im half way through lasy voyage by Ann Davison.They had two goats on board and she was known to work the lines in a pink nightie. Suppose your okay with the pig and bikini.good to see stuff that isn't as serious as anchors and water makers and how many hulls you have.
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Ahhh... but multihulls would be better.... a girl in bikini in each bow section...










greasy pig optional....
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what kind of anchor and where is the pig?
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Ahhh... but multihulls would be better.... a girl in bikini in each bow section...










greasy pig optional....
so now we're talking TWO pigs!... that's even rasher ... y'know.. bacon.. boom boom.. sometimes I kill me... I'm outa here
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the pig ate david's
avatar pic..or the goat did.....
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