Newbie Crew - Did David Do Wrong ?

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by aegean adrift

I heard something about the goat eating the swimwear ...

Naughty goat...........

[zopi]

eh...everybody is overlooking the ecological disaster implicit in this training exercise...ie the possibe discharge of petroleum into coastal waters...while possibly not as extensive as the recent unpleasantness (how big is she?) the danger is still there...

So, my proposal is the the event be changed thus...

Plug up the cockpit drains and have a jello wrestling contest...just don't use red jello..it stains..but at least it is biodegradable...

[IdoraKeeper]

Let get this straight--You will have a naked pig, a scantily clad woman and a jealous got to deal with all at the same time. I would be careful of letting things escalate.

[Dave the Canuck]

Originally Posted by IdoraKeeper

Let get this straight--You will have a naked pig, a scantily clad woman and a jealous got to deal with all at the same time. I would be careful of letting things escalate.

At the very least, you'll require a bigger boat; if only to accomodate spectators.

[DennisM]

To keep things fair, I think the pig should wear a bikini, too.

[capt_douglas]

Please send picture of boat....

[zeehag]

omg now i cant remember what i was gonna post and i need a new screen......
ok
do pigs seer better than kats?/ if so i need to add something to my crew so my cat can relax a minuet -- he has great difficulty at helm. mebbe too short..he has a bad time seeing over coach house with mizzen up-- usually he will stand watch from mizzen boom, but only with sail down.

[VirtualVagabond]

Originally Posted by zopi

eh...everybody is overlooking the ecological disaster implicit in this training exercise...ie the possibe discharge of petroleum into coastal waters...while possibly not as extensive as the recent unpleasantness (how big is she?) the danger is still there...

So, my proposal is the the event be changed thus...

Plug up the cockpit drains and have a jello wrestling contest...just don't use red jello..it stains..but at least it is biodegradable...

I don't think it's a good idea to try to add humour to such a serious topic...

[VirtualVagabond]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Got a PM from a CF member, all new to the sailing / boat thing and looking to crew for the first time.

She wanted to know the kind of duties that would be normal for her to expect.

So, I said she would start as foredeck crew. and that involves wrestling a greased pig whilst wearing a bikini.

Did David do wrong?

Never seen a greased pig in a bikini... but seeing as only one bikini is mentioned, I'd buy tickets to the show

[Dave the Canuck]

[bvimatelot]

Are we going to try to make this thread as long as Single Soul-Mates wanting to meet randy goats (or whatever its called) or even the - wait for it - Bumfuzzle???

[zeehag]

[SkiprJohn]

Zeehag,
Are you suggesting that a greased cat makes a better judge of newbie crew than a greased pig?
Just checking to see at what end of the spectrum my understanding is lacking.
kind regards,

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by SkiprJohn

Zeehag,
Are you suggesting that a greased cat makes a better judge of newbie crew than a greased pig?
Just checking to see at what end of the spectrum my understanding is lacking.
kind regards,

hhhhhhmmmmm... could be an interesting and lively study

[sabray]

my young female cooks an omlette thread was offensive ( i thought it was glad it got shut down) but wrestling greasy pigs in bikinis on the fore deck is okay. I posted in the wrong forum so it was a bad thing while this is okay because its David and in the right tag line.