Nautical oddities - Page 9

**knottybuoyz** · 24-10-2007, 09:59

This has got to be one of the most creative (and entertaining) Boat For Sale ads I've ever seen....

Boat For Sale

I especially like his "Terms for Financing" option!!! Good stuff!

**David M** · 24-10-2007, 11:13

Wow..he must have spent an entire day writing the ad.

Alan Wheeler · 24-10-2007, 12:19

Ha that's funny. I hope the dude sells the boat just for the effort he put into the add.

**Kai Nui** · 24-10-2007, 12:30

Hey, I'm sold

**GordMay** · 24-10-2007, 13:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kai Nui

Hey, I'm sold

Who bought you, and how much did you cost?
It's a rare man, who knows his true worth.

**Kai Nui** · 24-10-2007, 18:04

I am cheap, but not easy

, No, wait, my wife says I got that backwards. Hmmmmmm. Welll, I know I am owned by a boat.

**Ex-Calif** · 24-10-2007, 23:56

I love the financing plan...

vinneg24 · 26-10-2007, 08:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by knottybuoyz

Danger Room - Wired Blogs

must not be good on gas

**S/V Elusive** · 26-10-2007, 08:59

Scott - you cannot have any more boats!!!!!!!

**knottybuoyz** · 26-10-2007, 09:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by S/V Elusive

Scott - you cannot have any more boats!!!!!!!

Just wait till he motors that Piver down the slipway and ties up beside you Thomas! Ohhhhhhh I can here it now! "There goes the neighborhood!"

**knottybuoyz** · 26-10-2007, 14:38

Anyone care to add a caption to this one?

senormechanico · 26-10-2007, 15:02

1. "Who stowed all those helium balloons in the stern?"

2. "Crew alert! Nude beach dead ahead!"

3. "I've seen long wavelengths on the ocean, but this one's ridiculous!"

4. Here's what you get with a stuck anchor and a VERY strong windlass.

Steve B.

cooper · 26-10-2007, 15:59

...eh captain....could you please come up to the bridge for a minute...there somthing I think you should know......

**David M** · 26-10-2007, 20:25

Quick!...break out the bottom paint.

Belay lowering the port anchor anchor.

How on earth did this happen? Does anyone know about this incident?

Lancerbye · 26-10-2007, 21:12

Hey Captain now that we have tested the air propulsion system on this boat can we move on to its hovering abilities.

24-10-2007, 09:59	#121
knottybuoyz Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Boat: Sunray Mirage 25' Posts: 1,818 Images: 85	Creative Boat For Sale Ad This has got to be one of the most creative (and entertaining) Boat For Sale ads I've ever seen.... Boat For Sale I especially like his "Terms for Financing" option!!! Good stuff! __________________ Yours Aye! Rick ~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief even denied to prayer." Mark Twain

24-10-2007, 12:19	#123
Alan Wheeler Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Marlborough Sounds. New Zealand Boat: Hartley Tahitian 45ft. Leisure Lady Posts: 8,044 Images: 102	Ha that's funny. I hope the dude sells the boat just for the effort he put into the add. __________________ Wheels For God so loved the world..........He didn't send a committee.

24-10-2007, 12:30	#124
Kai Nui Captain Site Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Moss Landing, Ca Boat: 37' Piver Lodestar - Kai Nui Posts: 4,379 Images: 80	Hey, I'm sold __________________ There is no better bilge pump than a scared sailor with a bucket. KAI NUI

24-10-2007, 18:04	#126
Kai Nui Captain Site Administrator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Moss Landing, Ca Boat: 37' Piver Lodestar - Kai Nui Posts: 4,379 Images: 80	I am cheap, but not easy, No, wait, my wife says I got that backwards. Hmmmmmm. Welll, I know I am owned by a boat. __________________ There is no better bilge pump than a scared sailor with a bucket. KAI NUI

24-10-2007, 23:56	#127
Ex-Calif Moderator Site Helper Join Date: May 2007 Location: Singapore Boat: Maxi 77 - Relax Lah! Posts: 2,939 Images: 4	I love the financing plan... __________________ Dan Relax Lah! Changi Sailing Club

24-10-2007, 11:13	#122
David M Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: San Francisco Bay Posts: 2,712	Wow..he must have spent an entire day writing the ad.

26-10-2007, 08:59	#129
S/V Elusive Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ventura Harbor, CA Boat: Endeavour, Ketch, 43 ft., Elusive Posts: 2,241	Scott - you cannot have any more boats!!!!!!! __________________ "The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." - William Arthur Ward Thomas

26-10-2007, 14:38	#131
knottybuoyz Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Boat: Sunray Mirage 25' Posts: 1,818 Images: 85	Favorite groundings! Anyone care to add a caption to this one? __________________ Yours Aye! Rick ~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief even denied to prayer." Mark Twain

26-10-2007, 15:02	#132
senormechanico Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Whidbey Island WA Boat: Dragonfly 1000 trimaran Posts: 807	1. "Who stowed all those helium balloons in the stern?" 2. "Crew alert! Nude beach dead ahead!" 3. "I've seen long wavelengths on the ocean, but this one's ridiculous!" 4. Here's what you get with a stuck anchor and a VERY strong windlass. Steve B.

26-10-2007, 15:59	#133
cooper Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Back of the Dandenongs, Australia Posts: 930 Images: 6	...eh captain....could you please come up to the bridge for a minute...there somthing I think you should know...... __________________ One ferro 30 on the water, one steel 38 on the land, .........not a lot of time.....

26-10-2007, 20:25	#134
David M Moderator Site Helper Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: San Francisco Bay Posts: 2,712	Quick!...break out the bottom paint. Belay lowering the port anchor anchor. How on earth did this happen? Does anyone know about this incident?

26-10-2007, 21:12	#135
Lancerbye Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Middle East in the winter, West Coast of Canada in the summer for this year. Boat: Lancer 44 Motorsailer Posts: 594 Images: 27	Hey Captain now that we have tested the air propulsion system on this boat can we move on to its hovering abilities. __________________ The basis of accomplishment is in never quitting Mengzi Meng-tse

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