Name for Boat and Company Pumping Poop

[anjinsan]

A friend of mine is starting a new pump out business. He wants a good name and has captured the following...

Marine Environmental Services, Inc.

Scotties Potties, Inc. ( his name is Scott)

The Pump Out Boat.

he has all the above in web domain and phone numbers..
But he wants to choose the right Name that will give him the best exposure.
Like to hear your opinions if you have the time.

he also is looking at a few logos and a Mascot.

Honey bucket is one...a Skunk is another...
I told him Betty Boop....singing....Poop, Poop Pee Poop!! Sorry.

One of you gave us the Idea...."your poop is my bread and butter!"
that was great....might be on his stationary!! and...
"We are number One at Number Two!"

Oh..and do any of you use a pump our service? Probably just go out 3 miles and dump since most are cruisers hey?
Thanks go all
Anjinsan

[Christian Van H]

All pooped out
The poop deck, Inc.
Blackwater
The Poop scow
Heads you win...
Looward
I could go on forever...

[Blue Stocking]

"We're #1, in the #2 business"

Honest!, a friend of mine has that on his letterhead

[anjinsan]

Originally Posted by Blue Stocking

"We're #1, in the #2 business"

Honest!, a friend of mine has that on his letterhead

I believe you...its a good one. Saw it on a porta potty truck once.

[fstbttms]

Originally Posted by anjinsan

A friend of mine is starting a new pump out business.

Where?

[TaoJones]

"Your Effluence Is My Affluence"

TaoJones

[Christian Van H]

Originally Posted by TaoJones

"Your Effluence Is My Affluence"

TaoJones

We are fluid in effluence...or, We speak effluence!

[fstbttms]

Originally Posted by TaoJones

"Your Effluence Is My Affluence"

"The Smell of Money"



Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.

[NYCSavage]

You make the mess, we clean it!

[JayCall]

"The Pooper Pumper"

[knottybuoyz]

One Stinky Sucker!
What can Brown do for you today? (might be a conflict with UPS on that one)
DePoopErAtoR
You Poop It We Pump It!
No Turd Left Un Pumped!
The New Brown Revolution!
It ain't honey honey!

[David_Old_Jersey]

As a business / trading name I would go for:

Originally Posted by anjinsan

The Pump Out Boat.

Descriptive and simple. and professionaly dull

If a website is part of the operations (online booking?) I would go for it in full or some variation. Regular punters will have you in favourites anyway (or know how to search in Google) so a "good" URL not so important. for new punters won't be a million marine turd collecters in your area of operations, so URL also not so important. But a mention in the URL to what the business does / the business name don't do any harm with Mr Google.

The fun comes with the tag line and as only a tag line yer not married to it as the joke wears off over the years.

"We are **** at your business"
"We offer a really crap service"
"Suck it and see"
"We also deliver"
"sit and deliver"
"We take care of business"
"Touch it, Feel it, Smell it"
"Just do it" (possibly a copyright issue - even with "Just done it" )


And my favourite

"All you can eat"

(think about it )

[anjinsan]

Originally Posted by fstbttms

Where?

Los Angeles Harbor, Port-O-Call, Willmington, Long Beach CA, Newport Beach.

[skipmac]

How about "The Head Man"

[fstbttms]

Originally Posted by anjinsan

Los Angeles Harbor, Port-O-Call, Willmington, Long Beach CA, Newport Beach.

Well, in addition to my dive service, I also own a pumpout service here in the Bay Area, so if your friend has any questions, I'm always happy to talk shop.