11) If at first you don't succeed. Give up.
12) If it seems too complicated, it probably is.
13) Don't beleive a word that anyone who says "Trust me" says. Trust me.
14) If it was meant to be Fun it wouldn't be called Work. and no one would be paying you.
15) It's never so dark that they cannot turn the wick down a notch.
16) "Don't worrry" they said, "it could be worse". and they were right. it was worse.
17) The best cure for seasickness is sitting under a Tree.
18) Never guess a woman's age or weight, no matter how nicely they ask. never. ever.
19) Skeletons in the closet are always discovered. Far better to bury them in the woods. alledgedly.
20) Have no secrets from your wife, which she will ever find out about. ever.
21) If in danger
or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
22) Never Lie when you can get away with the Truth. or something close to it.
23) It's better to be rich and happy than poor and miserable.
I am feeling somewhat negative today..........