Liar, liar, pants on fire!

[Gemini Dreams]

damn, a serious post just when we were getting to spanking and zeehag wanting to see the panties on fire.

w

[IdoraKeeper]

Originally Posted by Delancy

You claim your hair is on fire but your pants are not and provide no further details. You further indicate you are missing some of your hair but do not say how much. How much hair? What color and what material are the pants made from? Details please. I am seriously starting to wonder if the claim that your hair is on fire is truthful. IMO you should call 911

I would not lair...my pants are not on my head! I know which way is up...z, go wake up that lazy boat kat...snakes! Are lurking.

[goboatingnow]

Originally Posted by Gemini Dreams

damn, a serious post just when we were getting to spanking and zeehag wanting to see the panties on fire.

w

ah Jeeze, not facts, dont bring in facts

[zeehag]

RODLMAO......

[Kenomac]

Originally Posted by Delancy

After reflecting on having watched Rakuflames get so beat up on the Abandon Ship thread I am struck by how some people, who I regard as nitpickers, seek to almost elementally distract from whatever point is at hand.

What say ye?

What goes around.... comes around.

[skipmac]

Originally Posted by boatsail

If your post had less spelling errors, I might take it seriously.

And if your post had fewer grammar errors it would be less amusing.

[avb3]

Play nice boys and girls, we are watching.

Your friendly local moderators.

[zeehag]

i was gonna say
dont wake up the grammar nazis again--the grammar nazis kill all the fun....now i get to drink your ration of rum..lol

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by zeehag

RODLMAO......

Likely was following some internet advice - probably some of mine .


What I meant to say was this:

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by psneeld

To many I am sorry that it turned out in a way that you feel was malicious....

I certainly read the exchange as well beyond "play nice" - individually nothing wrong with any of the posts, collectively another matter..........

.......not to say that I am not without sin on that . In my defence - sin is nice .

FWIW, I once met a Unicorn riding a bicycle .

[Rakuflames]

That's very kind of you, (and IMO also the truth! - grin) -- but IMO no one "beat me up." A couple of people TRIED but IMO only ended up looking pretty silly. I'm still sorry that the person for whom that story is personal history got "outed," as clearly that was not my intent, but at least it was done well.

The only reason it isn't still being attempted is that a moderator chose to close the thread. Good call, IMO.

[psneeld]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I certainly read the exchange as well beyond "play nice" - individually nothing wrong with any of the posts, collectively another matter..........

.......not to say that I am not without sin on that . In my defence - sin is nice .

FWIW, I once met a Unicorn riding a bicycle .

As usual...you are very perceptive...but as most stories...there's more than meets the eye...or thread

Now...what kind of bike was it?

[psneeld]

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[Delancey]

Originally Posted by IdoraKeeper

I would not lair...my pants are not on my head! I know which way is up...z, go wake up that lazy boat kat...snakes! Are lurking.

Dear Sir/Madame,

You still have not meet my demands for more information. To paraphrase the OP "details are everything, absolutely quintessential!"

I would advise you that your silence in the matter does not excuse you from liability. I am pretty darn well almost nearly completely certain that in the eyes of the LAW you will be held accountable for damages resultant from your hair being ablaze because you were fixing your chainplates instead of replacing the frayed cord on your curling iron.

That said, I am a benevolent soul and take pity on you due to your obvious lack of experience as a sailor. I suppose most you were all beginners once (I was born on a boat) and if you would kindly provide the address of your current location I will call Emergency Services on your behalf.

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by boatsail

If your post had less spelling errors, I might take it seriously.

Spelling is wildly overrated. My field is in learning disabilities, and as it happens intelligence and spelling don't correlate. In other words, some smart people are terrible spellers and some dumb people have a talent for spelling.


I like what President Grant (I think) had to say:

"It's a damned poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!"