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Old 29-08-2013, 16:39   #46
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And if your post had fewer grammar errors it would be less amusing.


That was my point.
It's the internet.
I did not even look for any errors.
I don't even know if there were any errors in the op's post.

I simply made critique with nothing to back it up except for my own errors in grammar!!!!!

And look at the replies. Hilarious. I love the internet.
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As usual...you are very perceptive...but as most stories...there's more than meets the eye...or thread

Now...what kind of bike was it?
The Unicorn was Pink. obviously .

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Old 29-08-2013, 16:45   #48
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Likely was following some internet advice - probably some of mine .


What I meant to say was this:

It looks to me like the cat was on fire but someone photoshopped it to make it look like it was not. Anyone?
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Old 29-08-2013, 16:49   #49
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The Unicorn was Pink. obviously .


silly man! You saw a pink elephant with its trunk up!
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It looks to me like the cat was on fire but someone photoshopped it to make it look like it was not. Anyone?
Mmmmm. Not sure .

But I reckon Go_Boating_Now could tell us whether either a burning cat or the pants on fire attract VAT .
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silly man! You saw a pink elephant with its trunk up!
To be fair, alcohol was involved. and it was Elvis who snapped the pic.
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To be fair, alcohol was involved. and it was Elvis who snapped the pic.

You know what? I'm beginning to think this story of yours isn't true!!!
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You know what? I'm beginning to think this story of yours isn't true!!!
Some things in life are in the "so weird yer can't make them up" category.....



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was wondering where doj's goats got off to
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OMG everyone! I was going to post something witty, but it escapes me now!

So DOJ was that guy kidnapping your goat? You never told us you had a sheep too -- don't tell the Aussies about the goat or they will think you are 'Funny'! (I read about it on the joke thread).
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The Unicorn was Pink. obviously .
Dang it DOJ..., get the dang facts straight!!!!

That is a unicorn on a TRIcycle not a BIcycle.


LIAR LIAR pants on fire!!!!!
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OMG everyone! I was going to post something witty, but it escapes me now!

So DOJ was that guy kidnapping your goat? You never told us you had a sheep too -- don't tell the Aussies about the goat or they will think you are 'Funny'! (I read about it on the joke thread).
So you really need some history on the sheep story.

It was originally about a pair of Kiwi brothers, farmers yes but we had to change it 'Australian' farmers because NZers at all levels got very angry.

Invasion was mooted but they have already accomplished this by stealth so a more diabolical and painful proposal emerged.

They threatened to take ALL of the Australian crew positions on the Oracle AC72 team if we didn't change the insult. the shame, the shame.

As a warning strike their nasty Rugby bullies started hurting our poor boys in ways I don't want to mention.

Now normally the Kiwis are a great, warm hospitable people and top class allies but never, repeat NEVER call one of their sheep ugly!!!

Go there if you can people, but you have been warned.

There you have it and you thought it was just an agricultural joke.
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