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Old 20-03-2011, 08:23   #91
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Re: In the VI's, how lucky do I have to be to get lucky?

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Hmm. That's almost not 'nice'.



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Not only not nice but inaccurate also.
I have met a number of extremely attractive women sailors my wife included tho they were all with their men. One extremely comely lady showed up in her dink wearing an nice dress and high heels every morning for her island job. While I did in fact watch as closely as I could (in the interest of science of course) I never did figure out how she could tiptoe in her HH without tripping over the boardwalk.....
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Not only not nice but inaccurate also.
I have met a number of extremely attractive women sailors my wife included tho they were all with their men. One extremely comely lady showed up in her dink wearing an nice dress and high heels every morning for her island job. While I did in fact watch as closely as I could (in the interest of science of course) I never did figure out how she could tiptoe in her HH without tripping over the boardwalk.....
Ah... that was Janet H then?????
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Not only not nice but inaccurate also.
I have met a number of extremely attractive women sailors my wife included tho they were all with their men. One extremely comely lady showed up in her dink wearing an nice dress and high heels every morning for her island job. While I did in fact watch as closely as I could (in the interest of science of course) I never did figure out how she could tiptoe in her HH without tripping over the boardwalk.....
I fell madly in love with this 20 something french girl who used to ride her RIB past my boat into Marigot every morning at about 15kts...
standing up with long blonde hair flying and her white cheese cloth wraparound giving a sexy silhouette of awesome legs... man... it was a beautiful spring..
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Old 20-03-2011, 17:21   #94
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I'm a 55 year old, reasonably attractive white male in pretty good shape. I know the picture of me is dim, you're just going to have to take my word on this...I bathe fairly often and wear clean-ish clothes whenever possible and fully plan to brush my teeth before rowing ashore.
This is how the thread started. He was in pretty good shape. Now we know that he's actually fat or at least paunchy; perhaps hefty. He sent us a dim pic when he had the rest of his life to send a good one. Reasonably attractive? Sure Ty. Yeah we believe.

I'm betting you don't bathe nearly as often as "often" implies. Once a week doesn't sound like often to me but 4 times a month does. It's all in the language. When you say you brush your teeth, is that all 10 of them or just the 3 in front?

55 my butt. This ain't eharmony man. You can tell the truth: you're 65 on SS but people often figure you for younger, like 62 or 3. Right?

"Clean-ish" clothes! Every woman's dream.

You drink like I fish. Am I right?

You're going to fit right in down island.

And have the time of your life.

Buddy you are such a good sport, I'm betting you will do fine with women anywhere. The real problem, well 2 problems, 1)there are just so few women compared to the number of men in warm places with clear saltwater, and 2) they all prefer a real man with a large penis.
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they all prefer a real man with a large penis.
Thats what spare socks are for...
lets face it... after a few drinks and in the dark...
Who can tell till its to late....
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Did I say "Teeth"? I meant tooth. I scrub the hell out of it.
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Boatman61, I appreciate you trying to help me, but ixnay on giving away the secret handshake-tricks. That "sock" thing is sacred!
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Need to know. Need to know/
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Ah... that was Janet H then?????
Is it wrong to love her avatar the way I do?



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Is it wrong to love her avatar the way I do?



Thanks guys.
NORMALLY, no. However the saliva dripping out of the left corner of your mouth... I'm going to change my mind to a possible ...

MAYBE.
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Shave the beard, go on an internet dating site, lie about your age but otherwise tell the truth. (your boating life, that is)

That's what I did, found heaps of lonely women wanting a man.

Don't go for the young ones they are more trouble, or ones with kids at home.
Some of them will even buy you a boat?
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Maybe you just have big hands....
You know what they say....Big hands, big gloves...

This has been one of the funniest threads I've read in a awhile...lol
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Sorry mate... I read somewhere that the average person is attactive to 1 in 20 of the opposite sex.... after one opens their mouths... the odds can change...

LOL - fell out of my chair laughing! But it is so true.
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