Oh dear, I hate doing this but it looks like I need to defend my ex and own my mistake.
Originally Posted by Teknav
You want to give your ex a headache...ummm...a hole in the head
No, his head is empty, poking a hole in his head would only dull the tool and contribute to global warming.
Originally Posted by Matt sachs
I think Shipshape wants to get a sample from her ex husband with it.
Nooo, he's drop dead gorgeous, that would be a crime. Here he is in his early 50s - these days it is rare to see men
in their 20s who look so fine!
The proper thing to do would be for everybody to take turns with the tool to poke me in the @ss for getting married to him WITHOUT SAILING TOGETHER FIRST.
What was I thinking?!?! Mmmmm, isn't he a babe ...