Originally Posted by ShipShape
Oh dear, I hate doing this but it looks like I need to defend my ex and own my mistake.
No, his head
is empty, poking a hole in his head
would only dull the tool and contribute to global warming.
Nooo, he's drop dead gorgeous, that would be a crime. Here he is in his early 50s - these days it is rare to see men
in their 20s who look so fine!
The proper thing to do would be for everybody to take turns with the tool to poke me in the @ss for getting married to him WITHOUT SAILING TOGETHER FIRST.
What was I thinking?!?! Mmmmm, isn't he a babe ...
I think I see what's going on here. You used this poor man for your own, wanton needs and then when you were done you discarded him like a piece of garbage.
Wish I could have been used and discarded a few times but now I'm old and worthless and probably have to go straight to the garbage without the previous use and abuse step.
From the photos you did try boating
together. Maybe you should have put a mast
on it to get a better idea of your overall nautical compatibility.