CLOD
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: being planted in Jacksonville Fl
Boat: none
Posts: 20,415
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"I Love This Boat"
sung to Toby Keith's "I Love this Bar"
We got winners, we got losers,
Perkin’s smokers and cruisers.
An' we got yatchies, we got kiters,
An' we got thirsty winch grinders.
And the girls next door dress up like movie pirates.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this boat.
We got coasters; we got Water boats">blue water boats,
Broken hearted what-a-bees and jokers.
An' we got sailors, we got power boaters,
Early retirees and know it all f*ckers.
And the veterans talk about the ships they’ve owned:
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this boat.
I love this boat,
It's my kind of ride.
Just sittin in the cockpit,
Puts a big smile on my face.
It ain't too formal, come as you are.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this boat.
I've seen short rigs, we've got high-techs,
Hunter sailing boys and idiots.
An' we got doers, lots of lookers,
An' I've even seen “crew available” girls who are hookers,
And we like to drink our beer before we sail too far:
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this boat, yes I do!
I like my truck, (I like my truck),
An' I like my girlfriend, ( I like my girlfriend),
I like to take her out to dinner,
I like a movie now and then
But I love this boat,
It's my kind of place.
Just trolling around the coast,
Puts a big smile on my face.
No cover charge, come as you are.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this boat.
needed to get post 6000 out of the way, don't be too harsh on me
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