How to be a bloody pirate?

[Islandmike]

Dont you need a pirate name? I cant find it now, but I thought there was a web site that would assign you your own Pirate name...

[caribnsol]

I saw a boat by King Harbor, behind the Redondo Beach pier last hallowen that had plastic gun turrets and cannon hanging off the side and pirate girl mannequin in the rigging.

[GordMay]

There’s numerous web-sites devoted to Pirate Names:
Ie:

The Pirate Name Generator Game!
Pirate Name Generator - What is Your Pirate Name Game - PirateMerch.com

Your Pirate Name
StupidStuff.ORG - Your Pirate Name

Or, goto Pirate links at:
International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th

[ribbony]

For those would be pirates, a few points of character that you will need to adopt if you do not already have them now:

Never ever wash, you may live above the water but swimming is for the fish and those sent off the plank to Davey Joanses locker. The smell is a defensive measure to keep the royal navy & everyone else away from their ship.

Curse and swear as much as possible. Just like I was doing two days ago trying to weld a Stainless rail outside in a 25knot southerly (booked the use of the dock and power for the purpose).

To be a pirate Captain, you have to have only one eye and a patch.

Long flowing beards with dreadlocks are also the go for captains, mere crew will walk the plank if they dare to copy the captain !