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Old 25-01-2015, 17:06   #1
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Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound

Experienced hooker needed for crewing on Puget Sound.

Long black hair, good acting skills. Cooking a plus.

Amateurs need not apply.

Boat negotiable, (I don't actually own one) route negotiable. (We may not actually go sailing.)

What I get: your hooking skills.

What you get: money.

Don't tell my wife.
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Old 25-01-2015, 18:25   #2
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound

seems a little illegal, but good luck
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Old 25-01-2015, 18:38   #3
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seems a little illegal, but good luck

He is a cop; perhaps this is an elaborate sting?
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Old 25-01-2015, 18:38   #4
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The Joke Thread ?
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Old 25-01-2015, 18:41   #5
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound

What are you going to do with a general and a horse on a sailboat?

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Old 25-01-2015, 20:22   #6
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound

Stewardess , Hooker .
LOL , I get it . Ha Ha Ha
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Old 25-01-2015, 21:28   #7
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Rough crew....curious, where's the sign up list? or....maybe ur wifes #?
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Old 26-01-2015, 01:57   #8
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Hooker as in tow truck driver.

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Old 26-01-2015, 04:01   #9
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This is gonna be yet another great thread from Jammer Six. I think I subscribe and go get my popcorn.
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Old 26-01-2015, 04:48   #10
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This is gonna be yet another great thread from Jammer Six. I think I subscribe and go get my popcorn.
Could get interesting............
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Old 26-01-2015, 06:13   #11
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound

Jammer, put down whatever it is your drinking and have a big glass of water. You don't need a hooker, you need a boat. She'll take all the money you want to throw at her and will always be there for you.
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Old 26-01-2015, 06:14   #12
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Oh, I forgot.

We need pictures.
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Old 26-01-2015, 09:01   #13
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Wow, you guys are as rough as my military and LR Shooting buddies. I guess what they say about sailors is true :<) I think Ill like it here.
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Old 26-01-2015, 09:17   #14
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Oh, I forgot.

We need pictures.

Okay.

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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound

They have long black hair, good acting skills and can cook. Do you like thai cooking?

and they are putting their hands up for the job

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