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25-01-2015, 16:06
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cruiser
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,129
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Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Experienced hooker needed for crewing on Puget Sound.
Long black hair, good acting skills. Cooking a plus.
Amateurs need not apply.
Boat negotiable, (I don't actually own one) route negotiable. (We may not actually go sailing.)
What I get: your hooking skills.
What you get: money.
Don't tell my wife.
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25-01-2015, 17:25
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CLOD
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: being planted in Jacksonville Fl
Boat: none
Posts: 20,415
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
seems a little illegal, but good luck
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25-01-2015, 17:38
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Resin Head
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Seattle WA
Boat: Nauticat
Posts: 7,205
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Quote:
Originally Posted by sailorboy1
seems a little illegal, but good luck
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He is a cop; perhaps this is an elaborate sting?
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25-01-2015, 17:38
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Elsewhere on the Water
Posts: 579
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
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25-01-2015, 17:41
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,052
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
What are you going to do with a general and a horse on a sailboat?
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25-01-2015, 19:22
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Maitland N.S.W. Australia
Boat: Clipper Mk II , 17 ft fractional rigged sloop
Posts: 176
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Stewardess , Hooker .
LOL , I get it . Ha Ha Ha
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25-01-2015, 20:28
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cruiser
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Here, not there.
Boat: Kettenburg K40
Posts: 189
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Rough crew....curious, where's the sign up list? or....maybe ur wifes #? 
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26-01-2015, 00:57
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Thailand
Posts: 224
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Hooker as in tow truck driver.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I537 using Cruisers Sailing Forum mobile app
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26-01-2015, 03:01
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2013
Boat: 45' CC ketch
Posts: 337
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
This is gonna be yet another great thread from Jammer Six. I think I subscribe and go get my popcorn. 
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26-01-2015, 03:48
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cruiser
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Here, not there.
Boat: Kettenburg K40
Posts: 189
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sea Frog
This is gonna be yet another great thread from Jammer Six. I think I subscribe and go get my popcorn. |
Could get interesting............ 
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26-01-2015, 05:13
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Port Ludlow Wa
Boat: Makela,Ingrid38,Idora
Posts: 2,050
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Jammer, put down whatever it is your drinking and have a big glass of water. You don't need a hooker, you need a boat. She'll take all the money you want to throw at her and will always be there for you.
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26-01-2015, 05:14
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cruiser
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,129
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Oh, I forgot.
We need pictures.
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26-01-2015, 08:01
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 104
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Wow, you guys are as rough as my military and LR Shooting buddies. I guess what they say about sailors is true :<) I think Ill like it here. 
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26-01-2015, 08:17
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Nanny State
Boat: 22' Westerly Nomad
Posts: 594
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jammer Six
Oh, I forgot.
We need pictures.
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Okay.
Galway Hooker
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26-01-2015, 08:44
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 2,844
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Re: Hooker Type Needed For Puget Sound
They have long black hair, good acting skills and can cook. Do you like thai cooking?
and they are putting their hands up for the job
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