Help with Advise!

[Ace]

Originally Posted by MarkSF

Usually when I see someone using 4 exclamation marks every sentence, I assume they are a troll and 12 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just one will suffice!

You sound like you're 13 !!!

[Bash]

Originally Posted by carstenb

Is it a full moon tonight? Or do ctazies also come out at christmas?

School holiday. This is how school children entertain themselves until homework is once again assigned.

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by Ace

You sound like you're 13 !!!

LMAO...... Touche...!!

[Lagoon4us]

There you go Boatman an opening for your next mission- 'Learn the Atlantic' at least if you have paying newbies on board the shafting by dodgy owners at the other end won't hurt the coffers so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not 12). NOT!!!!!

[rgscpat]

How old in people years is a twelve-year-old troll?

I don't know whether that can be translated into an equivalent sailor age, since sailors aren't so big on growing up.

[cat man do]

You'll need anchors, lot's of anchors, preferably chinese made rocnas that bend.

And guns, don't forget the guns.

[carstenb]

Get a hunter, chinese rocnas and fill the boat with guns.

Damn, you'll be able to converse on almost every thread in here.

Ten buy a sextant and ask if anyone can give you a short 1 page course on how to use.

[GaryMayo]

Originally Posted by Ace

There's two of us who what to do it !!!

Two people doing it, is where it all starts. Lol

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by carstenb

...... buy a sextant and ask if anyone can give you a short 1 page course on how to use.

Are you volunteering Carsten?

[Lagoon4us]

Lass was having a laugh looking at your icon, i.e. shouldn't call it a yacht..
Examples:-
Mailing address --- Fred Blogs c/o BOAT "Audacious"
Mayday----------- Mayday mayday mayday, this is BOAT "Audacious"
Sailing club afternoon race invite-------- 2pm BOAT race.......
Advise please?

[carstenb]

Lassie,

Hell no! Maybe ace should buy the rowboat and row over. Maybe he should swim across.

Short course on using sextant. Point at sun. Look through. Glance at your chartplotter. Mark position on paper chart.

Or stay at home, buy sailing video and watch that

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by Lagoon4us

Lass was having a laugh looking at your icon, i.e. shouldn't call it a yacht..
Examples:-
Mailing address --- Fred Blogs c/o BOAT "Audacious"
Mayday----------- Mayday mayday mayday, this is BOAT "Audacious"
Sailing club afternoon race invite-------- 2pm BOAT race.......
Advise please?

I personally think sailboats are what you put in the bath tub LOL, but I wouldn't ever want to tread on any sensitive toes here .

(I hope Aussie humour is appreciated, or else I am in BIG trouble )